by Xibby June 16, 2019
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The momentary lapse of self-awareness one experiences after prolonged mobile device usage suddenly leads to a blunt snap back into reality. Symptoms include, but are not limited to deterioration of short-term memory, sense of direction, motor functions, speech, and courtesy. Mobile Dementia, or Mobile Mania as it is known in many public transit systems, can last as little as a few seconds or as much as a full minute while the inflicted try to figure out where the fuck they were going, how to fucking get there, and who the fuck they think they are.
The momentary lapse of self-awareness one experiences after prolonged mobile device usage suddenly leads to a blunt snap back into reality. Symptoms include, but are not limited to deterioration of short-term memory, sense of direction, motor functions, speech, and courtesy. Mobile Dementia, or Mobile Mania as it is known in many public transit systems, can last as little as a few seconds or as much as a full minute while the inflicted try to figure out where the fuck they were going, how to fucking get there, and who the fuck they think they are.
That guy in the suit was frantically typing away on his blackberry until we reached the end of the line. When the train doors opened he was struck by Mobile Dementia and started looking around like he wasn't sure he was suppose to be on a train in the first place. Instead of stepping aside to let the rest of us off, he spun around in circles and slowly made his way to the stairs. He made it all the way to the top when the mobile dementia wore off and he realized he had missed his stop and needed to go back.
by Pop Culture Guru March 4, 2010
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Demeciate: When your 6-7 beers deep, and your hitting on a hot babe, and your planes crashing because everything you use, kush, pills, midnight ecstasy aint workin, you are in a state of demeciation. Or in a sense, you are in the realm of Demeciation Nation. Its also whatever the hell you want it to be.
origin: Originally demeciated by a local shedder at watershed who was way too demeciated to pronounce proper English.
origin: Originally demeciated by a local shedder at watershed who was way too demeciated to pronounce proper English.
Raef: Im so fucking demeciated bro.
Ricky: you need to reach max demeciation, lets go demeciate some babes.
Raef: *pukes and rallies* hey girl are you demeciated?
Girl: are you retarded or just demeciated?
Raef and Ricky: Fuck yeah, you just demeciated us!
Ricky: Hey keep demeciating. just like Raef demeciated some girls ass hole last night.
Girl: ew Raef, you eat ass?
Raef: only when im demeciated.
Ricky: you need to reach max demeciation, lets go demeciate some babes.
Raef: *pukes and rallies* hey girl are you demeciated?
Girl: are you retarded or just demeciated?
Raef and Ricky: Fuck yeah, you just demeciated us!
Ricky: Hey keep demeciating. just like Raef demeciated some girls ass hole last night.
Girl: ew Raef, you eat ass?
Raef: only when im demeciated.
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