A "Dirty Demetrius The II" is when you shove lego bricks up your uretha and get fucked in the ass by donkey and shrek.
by CoolKidd12 November 23, 2021
Get the Dirty Demetrius The IImug. The former leader of Ohio and defender of earth, Demetrius was a young African American soldier who stumbled upon the stone of the beyonder and used it fight against the corrupt Ohio forces to defend earth in what has come to be known as the Scuffle of 1812. Demetrius ended up ruling Ohio for a great many years and eventually sent his clone back in time to complete the founding Ohio time loop that our reality is built upon. As of right now Demetrius is no longer leading Ohio and is instead spending his final years on earth as a normal human.
Teacher: "Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III saved us all from Ohio and that is why we didn't have school last week."
Student: "Yea whatever! My dad said that all of this Ohio stuff is bullshit!"
Student: "Yea whatever! My dad said that all of this Ohio stuff is bullshit!"
by Servant 1832E October 26, 2022
Get the Demetrius Demarcus Cousins IIImug. He is a big brolick black dude named fucking Demetrius
And he’s also a sex offender
And is morbaly obese
And he’s also a sex offender
And is morbaly obese
by Demetriosalah January 6, 2022
Get the Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew James lllmug. The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.
(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"
Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021
Get the did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?mug. A nice, funny, and the type to call himself "Big Dude" (A phrase created by Big Boogie the rapper). He's %90 percent gay if he likes you your lucky treat em right, Demetrius.
by YourTruly123jajajajajjajajaja April 9, 2022
Get the Demetriusmug. A man with curly long hair (typically wears a hat), GAP, and above average height. He loves having a little too much fun with his friends aka (players or bottle blondes). Sings to god damn much on snap. Got "too" many 'hoes" to keep up with. He thinks he's HIM. Also drives a white scat pack (2nd). Can talk the yawls off you... the nigga is a car salesman. He also has a dog named ROCCO (Black German Sheppard) Don't mess with Demetrius the nigga will have you not being able to eat for 30 business days!
by Sexyy Red October 30, 2023
Get the Demetriusmug. by soyfishcaca December 30, 2022
Get the demetrius viktemheisermug.