Demetri Martin

n. what you become when you have too much free time

1. I realized my friends' birth dates, together, all match my cell phone number.

2. I memorized Demetri Martin's mnemonic for remembering the alphabet!

by dacos April 8, 2009

Demetri Martin

Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...

"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~

by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

Important Things With Demetri Martin

A show on Comdey Central starring comedian Demetri Martin. Martin uses his comedic style to tell his opinions on important things such as coolness, timing, brains, safety, power, chairs, games and more

hello welcome to important things with demetri martin, i am demetri martin, person

by thecinnamonkd85 May 1, 2009

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior

This bad ass will make you cry

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior is a name. He called you mean

by Yes, yes mam January 3, 2022

ophelius demetris the third

name of an orange fish that is in fortnite the game

hey i just caught an ophelius demetris the third over here!

by ophelius November 29, 2020

Demetry

An ambitious man, poised with charisma and enchantingness. Often a guy with many sides and people normally gravitate to him. He's a leader but knows how to step back and allow others to take charge too.

He's such a Demetry

by Suzana78dasher November 22, 2021

ophelius demetris the third

the name of an ugly orange fish in fortnite

look it’s a ophelius demetris the third in the water swimming!

by ophelius November 29, 2020