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Isaksonian Democracy

The act of making a less intelligent friend wash solo cups from the garbage.
Hey, J.C., can you exhibit Isaksonian Democracy and wash these used solo cups for me?
by Maui Wowie January 21, 2013
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I Love Democracy

The phrase that you say when you like how a vote turns out.
"What's the worst pet to have?"

DOG: 5%

CAT: 7%
A KID: 88%

"I love democracy."
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022
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american democracy

Having the illusion of a democratic choice between two candidates who are in reality working for the same party.

Accompanied by much media attention to dazzle and distract halfwits from the reality of their situation.
Today's American Democracy would make George Washington cry and Hitler blush with envy.
by PetePabs April 19, 2014
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Radical Democracy

A method of democracy that encourages disagreement as a necessary part of the democratic process. Radical democracy holds to the opinion that differences cannot be overcome through rational discourse or formal discussions. Rather than seeking to deter differences of opinion and create absolute consensus, radical democracy is an attempt to utilize those differences in manner consistent with the notion of democracy as a contest between two or more rival factions.
I prefer when political parties agree with one another? If we had a radical democracy, I would have a choice that means something and I don't know if I'm ready for that responsibility.
by Toben_the_Many March 22, 2009
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Chinese Democracy

A promise, often made more than once over an extended period of time, which the person is either unwilling or unable to keep.

The phrase originated in November of 1999 when Axl Rose's manager first officially announced the title of the next Guns N' Roses album, expected to release sometime the following year (2000). The album was not released in 2000, but the promise to release it "next year" was repeated then, as it has been subsequently repeated every year since, without result.

By 2003 the title had become a joke in itself. That year punk band The Offspring announced they would be using the title for their own upcoming album; a sort of protest against Axl's endless delays, which was commonly interpreted as a statement of "you snooze, you lose," although none of the band members or their representatives ever turned that particular phrase. After being served with a Cease-And-Desist Order from Axl's attorneys, the band released the album as Splinter.

Chinese Democracy, should it ever actually be released, would be the first album from Guns N' Roses since their 1991 release of Use Your Illusion 1 and Use Your Illusion 2, although many fans claim it would not actually be a Guns N' Roses album despite the use of the name because Axl Rose is the only original member still in the band.
After she caught Tom in bed with another woman for the second time, he swore he would never cheat again, but Lisa realized it was just Chinese Democracy and kicked his ass to the curb.

Danny's father (not-so-affectionately known as 'the drunk') swore up and down that he wouldn't miss Danny's last baseball game of the season like he had missed all the others, but even at ten years old Danny was sharp enough to realize it was just Chinese Democracy, and his father would not be there.

"I've had enough of your Chinese Democracy! You're never going to do it, so stop promising that you will!"
by IRONSWORD1 June 16, 2006
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Mango Democracy

These are a group of people who are detest the clothing found in Banana Republic.
Sally: Hey Mandy, I like what you're wearing . Where did you get it from?
Mandy: Awwww thanks Sally, I got this from Banana Republic.
Sally: WHAT? I thought you were part of the Mango Democracy.
Mandy: Who told you that?
Sally: Whatever, I'm out of here.
Mandy: Does this mean we can't make out now?
by I use chainsaws to cut balls February 19, 2009
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democracy

n. - a government in which the people elect their dictators.
In this democracy, we must make petitions to stop our politicians from inacting crazy laws.
by mugree December 3, 2011
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