You swipe right. This person looks pretty appealing. You eventually agree to meet in person and to your tickling delight, this person looks exactly how they did online! The conversation is engaging and she even enjoys star wars, hiking and gaming conventions!
2 months later when you've confessed your undying love, she stops exercising and starts demolishing a party sized packet of chips by herself while watching reality television.
She's comfortable.
She's established a nest.
She's showing her true colours.
She delayed catfished you.
2 months later when you've confessed your undying love, she stops exercising and starts demolishing a party sized packet of chips by herself while watching reality television.
She's comfortable.
She's established a nest.
She's showing her true colours.
She delayed catfished you.
"Mate everything was going well until a few months into the relationship. She's not into hiking at all and has really let herself go. I think this is who she really is!"
"Yeah bro, sounds like you got delayed catfished."
"Yeah bro, sounds like you got delayed catfished."
by Bombastic Steel January 17, 2023
Get the Delayed catfish mug.When someone makes a reaction that is delayed. Obviously. This happens by means of mental illness or just stupidity.
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The ability to delay the gratification of taking a s&*t until you can get home and use your own toilet.
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Get the delayed shatification mug.when you’re super toked and someone says something and it takes greater than or equal to 20 seconds to react and laugh at what they said
is this even real life right now? it took me 20 minutes to laugh at your joke. damn that weed was good it has me delayed laughing
by fuckalight March 2, 2019
Get the delayed laugh mug.A post-factum negative consequence occurring as a result of self-indulgence.
Penned by Craig Benzine (a.k.a Wheezy Waiter).
Penned by Craig Benzine (a.k.a Wheezy Waiter).
Dessert is nice, but delayed gratif*ckation will ensue in the form of weight gain.
NOTE: Weight gain is not inherently bad. It is used here only as an example.
NOTE: Weight gain is not inherently bad. It is used here only as an example.
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Get the delayed smoke mug.When one says a word or phrase 1 to 2 seconds after someone else said the word or phrase, without realizing the primary person said it; one could then call "delayed jinx".
Person 1: "Oh my gosh, it's sunny out!"
Person 2 at a 1 second delay: "Oh my gosh, it's sunny out!"
Person 1: "Delayed jinx!"
Person 2 at a 1 second delay: "Oh my gosh, it's sunny out!"
Person 1: "Delayed jinx!"
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