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Universal Declaration of Human Rights

Some bullshit document that nobody follows.
Random person: “I’m protected by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights!”
Random person: “Nobody’s watching so it doesn’t matter. Do you have any evidence to prove that whatever happened happened? You don’t? Well, that’s too bad for you.”
by Mo’Nique vs. Precious September 24, 2020
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99 Percent Declaration

A piece of crap bullied onto anyone it can be shoved at, against the consensus of the community and general OWS movement.
The Demands Working Group tried to explain the 99 Percent Declaration, but nobody cared.
by Someonethatbelievesinconsensus November 5, 2011
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declaration of war

once again there's a threat to our world - a rebel against peace! His name: EREN JAEGER
by levi's third sword January 15, 2021
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declaration of independence

the very first time you jerk off after breaking up with your girlfriend
i havent came like that since my declaration of independence.
by culinarythug February 5, 2010
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anal defloration

First time your anal flower gets penetrated by a penis or an object large enough to resemble it (e.g. a strap-on dildo in case of a lesbian couple).

It's also called loosing your anal virginity. Or as Sarah Silverman calls it: loosing your real virginity. Indeed, oral or vaginal sex happen for some of us even before we reach our sexual maturity. Sometimes not because we are ready or feel like it, but just because everybody does it. But the day you are ready for anal sex, only then you can say your mind is open enough from a sexual POV. Only then you can honestly say you're not a virgin anymore when it comes to sex.
My husband still thinks I was a virgin when we met, because he deflowered my pussy. What he doesn't know, is that I had my anal defloration 5 years before that - and enjoyed lots of sex since. ;)

Oral & anal sex are indeed 2 great ways of enjoying your youth, and still saving your "virginity". And that's good not necesarily because some men still appreciate that, but mainly because it'll save you from unwanted pregnancies.
by Dhadik March 8, 2008
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Deflation

The feeling one gets after all the parental hype of your life gets swept away by reality. Usually after hichschool when you are no longer the most popular and the only college to accept you is Lost Dog Community College or Drunken State Univ. Also experienced after college when you realize- you are not going to be drafted by a pro sports team, no one cares where you graduated from, and your loans total 85K and your job pays 26K a year.
Mark: What's up. Haven't seen you since highschool. Did you finish Harvard?
John: I never got accepted. I'm going to DSU.
Mark: Oh. Still shooting for the NFL?
John: I got a busted knee. I'm majoring in business now.
Mark: Wow, sounds tough. Your parents are still proud though. You won state in highschool and that'll last forever.
John: I'm gonna go, I don't feel so hot.
Mark: It's ok your experiencing deflation.
by m1z_w1z_11 September 10, 2005
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Deflaction

noun I de•flac•tion I \di-ˈflak-shən\

when an educated person or professional gives one flack for not being intelligent or educated enough to be able to understand in order to deflect and avoid questions they don't know the answer to.
How does a magnet attract things to it exactly doctor?

Oh, you wouldn't understand. It is very complicated and without years of schooling you couldn't comprehend it.

Man, that guy has his PhD. in deflaction. See how he deflected the question and belittled me? Such a master deflactor.
by Dr. O. Life December 9, 2017
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