defecation

The most honorable and at the same time relaxing and emotional action in a man's mean day.

I have been decorated by the Queen of england herself for having taken a crap in the royal bathroom. The most noble defecation of the garter

by XxLorDxX November 23, 2010

projectile defecating

Blowing it out the behind with major force and velocity, often with the aid of flu, Mexican food, or both.

That intestinal flu was da bomb! I don't know which was more fun, the projectile vomiting or the projectile defecating.

by Moby Doug August 10, 2009

defaecate

The method by which Government desseminates its political messages.

The Prime Minister proceeded to defaecate in front of the press conference.

by Luke Dawson April 30, 2004

Millimeter Defeater

A VERY small itty bitty penis, typically attached to the body of irritating men named Ethan, Ethans are the DEFINITION of tiny dick, and will most likely NEVER please a Women sexually… because of his VERY SMALL PENIS!

Brad: Wow, what the Hell is that between Ethans legs it looks as if a rat and and anteater had a child that died at the young age of 4 months

Jimathy: I think that’s supposed to be a penis?

Brad: REALLY!!?? ITS SO SMALLLL!

Jimathy: Yah when it’s that small people call it a Millimeter Defeater, poor Ethan, he will NEVER be able to please a bitch in bed. :(

by my name is my name duh. November 22, 2021

self-defecating

A term that stupid people use accidentally when they really mean "self-deprecating" and clever people use on purpose to make poop jokes that stupid people wont get.

The big-time CEO used self-defecating humor to try and relax the crowd. He wanted them to see that he was just a regular guy. Unfortunately, he succeeded only in relaxing his own bowels. No amount of good press will clear that stink.

by Rickter Scale April 18, 2010

Democrate

One of two possible containers which uneducated people assume everyone must be lumped into.

You aren't in the republiCan with me, so you must belong in the demoCrate.

by stickybombs July 12, 2006

defecate

To void feces from the bowels. (In other words, to crap)

To become clear or free of.

"I guess you should know that sudden brain injury causes the victim to simultaneously urinate, defecate, and bite down."
-Andy Dufresne to Bogs about refusing to suck his cock-a-doodle. From Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption.

by Cliff Dickens January 5, 2004