Bad Decision

A drink that is and leads to bad decisions. It's Red Bull and Tequila

What are you in the mood for? Bad Decisions!

by Charlotte Baller July 25, 2020

Deceo

Abbreviated form of "decent" but with an "o" at the end. Kind of Like coolio

Grubby man 1: Hey Olive Garden is deceo.
Grubby man 2: Yeah Im gonna say that now too!

by GrubbedUp July 10, 2011

impulsive decisions at 4:18 am

something ur friends and you do at 4:18 am.

i titled my friends essay “impulsive decisions at 4:18 am” and might have accidentally turned it in. #whoops #thatsafail

by #swaggin July 11, 2019

Spewey Decimal System

Based on the Dewey Decimal System, a method of organizing and cataloging pornography created by Chris Griffin

Stewie: These are impressively organized and cataloged.
Chris: People in the community like things well-labeled, so I developed the Spewey Decimal System.

by Large Magellanic Cloud December 12, 2022

Post Wank Decision

Sometimes an important decision needs to be made, but sometimes a woman is involved and can affect a gent's decision making process - essentially he starts to think more with his cock and less with his head.

In this scenario it's time to make a PWD, or Post Wank Decision. This is the act of knocking one out, taking five minutes then approaching the decision with a clear mind - And ultimately making the right decision!

Chez: "Dude, I really don't know if I should take the bitch back; I mean she gave great brain on the regular, but is that a good enough reason to take her back?"

Nobby: "Mate, you need to take a Post Wank Decision on that shit! Clearly you don't want your wee man taking decisions for the big man."

by the_session May 20, 2009

Bad Decision Express

Riding the Bad Decision Express, or B.D.E. as it is sometimes called, involves making any sort of inappropriate, lewd, or generally abysmal decision that results in a temporary to prolonged state of personal unhappiness followed by an increase in one's friends' amusement.

Nathan rode the Bad Decision Express last night all the way to Strugglesville- he got drunk, had sex with an ugly chick, and then threw up on himself while trying to sneak out. Utterly hilarious!

by Noah Plakun March 26, 2008

facebook decieved

When a girl is not as hot in real life as her profile pictures on facebook.

Friend 1: "Johnny's new gf looks bangin!"
Friend 2: "No she's ugly as shit man we got facebook decieved."

by big meech 11 September 20, 2010