Jacob Devries is the cutest boy with big blue eyes. he would do anything for the people he loves most. he is so goofy and funny and sweet. everyone loves Jacob
by some person who loves everyone May 26, 2022

by Ool The Ghoul in Sunday School January 17, 2024

A balding man, often a math teacher, who grows his own white carrots in his garden. Wears the same sweater everyday and hates minorities. Fight Club enthusiast. Will swear at children. Signature catchphrase: “Reduce MOFO!”
“Is that Devries?”
“Yeah, he just told me “reduce MOFO” before spitting nasty white carrots in my face.”
“Yeah, he just told me “reduce MOFO” before spitting nasty white carrots in my face.”
by badb00tybabe February 10, 2024
