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Declare a moratorium

When a fad or affectation has outlived its coolness, one can declare a moratorium on it. It's a polite way to express one's rage at seeing something silly continue in perpetuity.
1. White chicks with dreadlocks; I'm declaring a moratorium on that.
2. I'm declaring a moratorium on the faux-hawk. It's been co-opted by too many frat boys.
3. I believe it's time to declare a moratorium on the fart app for iPhone.
by Mephist0paulus June 19, 2009
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Decopatch

The art of decopatching, which consists of ripping up decopatch 99p sheets (76p sheets online, discluding p&p) and decorating objects with said pieces. An activity that causes exhaustion but also brings extreme pleasure and joy to the heart..
'Hi Nic, I have an urge to decopatch today, would you like to join?'
'Okay Vic, however, only on the terms that we Decopatch your knobs..'
'Spiffing!'
by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010
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When someone decorates a house for Christmas and puts 1000 too many decorations on their front lawn. It literally looks like someone ate 2000+ Christmas decorations the night before and had Severe Diarrhea on their small front lawn the next morning.

The symptoms for this is: 5-7 blow up, Reindeer, Santa's, or Snowmen. A Manger scene with 4-6 extra sheep from previous manger scene sets. White, colored or even blue lights on every inch of the house. Plastic Santa's sleighs with Reindeer on the roof. Plastic snowman's, Elf, Santa Faces, etc.
Holy Crap!! Look at that house!!! There are so many decorations on their front lawn they have to be sick with CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA.

Last week I took Spot for a walk and saw my neighbor squatting on his front lawn moaning, cause he had severe CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA!
by Amanda Diarrhea December 13, 2009
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declase

The inheritage of a large sex appeal commonly passed down through ancestors of a declase family member
God blessed that girl/guy must be a declase
by The guy 6 feet under May 13, 2005
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decofart

verb-
the art of adorning the atmosphere with "farts" or "butt burps" (as they are called colloquially) timed to release to the tune of a song.
The whole room erupted in applause and a standing ovation after Evan decofarted "London Bridge" with fully syncopated rhythms and backbeats.
by La-Queef-A December 12, 2008
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Joe Devola

A character in the hit TV show Seinfeld. He is famous for stalking Jerry. Joe suffers from mental instability and aggressive behavior. He is played by Peter Crombie.
Jerry: CRAZY JOE DEVOLA, HES GONNA PUT THE KIBOSH ON ME KRAMER, WHAT DO I DO??
by Risown January 3, 2009
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Decloak

When the skin on the shaft of the penis is pulled down to the base of the penis in a swift motion
bro she decloaked me in that handjob
by RiceCrackerMan April 2, 2013
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