beer and doughnuts

A perfect match to induce target vomiting.

Spooge: You going to to the tequila session this evening?

Wyatt: Of course, I think they are serving an appetizer of beer and doughnuts. Hackett is bringing his girlfriend, I hear.

by the comand'r December 28, 2020

captain's daughter

The cat o' nine tails. A disciplinary/torture device consisting of multiple strands of leather or rope attached to a handle, used to whip someone. Often employed in naval settings.

"What do you do with a drunken sailor? ...Put him in bed with the captain's daughter."

by Heironymous Bosch June 26, 2006

Dougherty

A person of Irish decent. Very proud of their Irish heritage. Tender and caring with the ability to become fiercely violent at the drop of a hat. Powerful and persuasive. A good drinker.

He can drink, and he can fight, but he's no Dougherty.

by animaldonkey June 13, 2008

stroking the coxswain's daughter

Having manual sex with a woman as opposed to a woman masturbating herself.

I didn't have any protection but I brought her off by stroking the coxswain's daughter.

by David March 22, 2004

Dough Globes

A huge pair of natural tits.

Goddamn! Did you see the size of those dough globes?!

by shudjonk June 5, 2018

Fried Dough Shitstorm

When you eat too much fried dough at a carnival and just can't make it to the port-a-potty. See "chocolate rain".

Unicorn: We're sorry, you're fried dough shitstorm ruined our utopian society. Farewell forever.
Donkey: Blue ribbon bitches!

by Kestutis October 20, 2010

Max Doughies

The art of doing burnouts in your car or motorbike

Kev was doing max doughies in the gravel and shit, outside Lidcombe Station

by MrBigglesworth78 October 13, 2008