VON DUTCHED

The act of leaving a fine-lined fecal design on the porcelain upon flushing the toilet.

"Hey Moe.....who Von Dutched the crapper?"

by IVR March 14, 2008

datchel

a large pile of copper wire that you collect to take back for money

I've been saving up the copper datchel to buy my girl a ring.

by Mikel251 December 10, 2017

datchet

area inbetween slough, windsor and langley. can range from well expensive tory houses to shitty social/council houses within 30 seconds. full of tossers, roadmen and slags. slightly better dedworth

person 1: so where are you from?
person 2: oh im from datchet
person 1: where's that?
person 2: its in windsor

by duvetdni January 14, 2023

canal-ditched

Waking up alone after having regrettable sex with a girl from West Phoenix.

Last night sucked, I got canal-ditched in Buckeye Arizona, now I have the clap.

by naysh December 22, 2009

bitch ditched

when you have a best friend that's a boy and you're a girl and he gets a girlfriend he ditches you for her.

sara: hey u know i IM'd steve like usual and he told me he was "out with his girlfriend"
meghan: you totally got bitch ditched

by ilikebigbutts90 April 11, 2009

Dutched

Verb.

To get extremely high off some dank weed

Dude, i cant wait to get dutched this weekend.

Last weekend that bong got me so dutched i couldnt see straight.

by ODWGKTA Ganja May 2, 2011

She ditched me

When a guy gets attention from a woman at a bar, and then she withdraws from him in a hurry.

This chick in a red dress just taught me how to drink scotch, and then she ditched me!

by Hoosfoos July 28, 2011