Darien

A small town located in the southwestern corner of Connecticut. Darien is situated in Fairfield County, which contains some of the most wealthy and impoverished towns and cities in the entire country. Statistically, the majority of the town is W.A.S.P.y (White Anglo Saxon Protestant), although there is the occasional Jew or Asian around. Most adolescent Darien residents identify strongly with their town, whose mascot is the "Blue Wave", and aren't even offended when outsiders call them "D-Baggers". Darien is very well-known for its lacrosse team, which has accomplished infinite success in the past. Most teens attend Darien High School, which can barely be considered a public school. Those who do not attend 'the high school' are shipped off to some of the most elite boarding schools in New England, such as Loomis Chaffee, Exeter, Deerfield, and Rosemary Choate. Those who choose to live at home will attend any of the local private schools, including Brunswick, St. Luke's School, Greenwich Academy, Fairfield Preparatory, Greens Farms Academy, or Convent of the Sacred Heart. On the whole, Darienites define themselves by their material wealth, which is usually reflected by their country club membership(s), home size and location, number and brand of cars owned, and quality of their wardrobe. Darien is most well-known for its coastal areas, which are monopolized by those who live in such private associations as Tokeneke, Noroton Bay, and Delafield Island, to name a few. Those who are raised in Darien generally begin drinking and experimenting with narcotics before they begin high school, which is probably why so many of them are sent to rehab or receive DUIs before they go off to college. Despite all of this, Darien teens have a glorious time in high school. In fact, most pride themselves on how much they can drink, which is a considerable amount. In terms of what there is to do, many individuals choose to go into New York City on the weekends, where most of their parents work during the week. O.A.R., Dave Matthews, and moe. concerts in the city are a town-wide event. Norwalk and Stamford are the two cities that neighbor Darien, and are (for the most part) dangerous and horrible places that are only worthwhile for the mall and a couple movie theaters. If you ever want an idea of the "Darien Dress Code", walk into the Darien Sport Shop, which is equipped with a Burberry section, a Ralph Lauren Polo Room, an extensive Vineyard Vines selection, a Lily Pulitzer area, and an array of over-priced skis, snowboards, lacrosse equipment, and Northface apparel. In any case, Darien is not the real world, which is why it is such a perfect bubble!

Tom: Hey, I'm from Darien, how about you?
Harry: I'm from Fairfield County too!
Tom: Really? Where?
Harry: I'm from Norwalk.
Tom: I see... Oh, look, there's my driver!

Kerry: Sally, where do you belong?
Sally: Tokeneke Club, and you?
Kerry: Weeburn... my parents didn't bother with the beach club.

by Caitlin Roster April 10, 2007

Darien

A beautiful girl who's cute (even though she won't admit it), short, curvy, awesome, funny, nice, sarcastic, slightly ghetto fabulous when the time calls for it, fiercely protective of her friends, and just way cool all the way around. People need to f-ing realize what they're missing out on when they don't take her friendship seriously. SO TAKE SOME FUCKING NOTICE! And men, man up and grow a pair and ASK HER OUT!!!

Eli: Dude, that girl is so fine. She has to be a Darien.
Vinny: I know right? Damn...

by EveyLove April 28, 2010

Dariena

Someone who is clumsy but people thinks she’s cute. Not to mention she’s the prettiest person in the family and the smartest. She puts a smile on her face and never shows a sad face, even though she’s hurting (emotionally) she will still keep a smile a her face . She tends to be quite shy but once you know her you’ll see the opposite of her.

Wow!... OH MY GOD THAT’S DARIENA ..we should def be friends with her

by H0neypump1ns December 26, 2019

Darien

Amazing person, legit so cool. He has a love for outside of school activities, even when they hurt his own health (scouts). He is an amazing person and if you were to be in a relationship with one it would be the best decision of your life. He loves reading and is a huge nerd, loves competition tho. He is kinda short but that doesn't mean he's any less of a good boyfriend. He normally has dark hair and brown eyes, he never cuts his hair tho so it normally grow into mullet. Hates pick up lines.

boy 1: yo whos that good look guy?
Boy 2: oh thats Darien
boy 1: he must hate pick up lines

by Harmonicaman March 12, 2021

Darien

Darien is a small town in southern connecticut. It is home to probably the richest people in the state of Connecticut, and maybe even new England. The parents usually work as the heads of massive corporations, and are envied by many other towns, such as new Canaan and Greenwich. The teenagers in Darien always excel in various sports, such as lacrosse, basketball, softball/baseball, swimming, and soccer. There are zero homes in Darien worth less than 600,000$, and most of them are waterfront. It is basically the life every single person has dreamed of, with the best public and private school system in the country, and with all the high school student graduates getting accepted into top ivy league colleges, despite the drinking house parties that are probably the best house parties anyone could ever dream of having. In conclusion, Darien is one of the top towns in the country, and probably everyone who knows about it has once dreamed of living there.

Blake: hi, where are you from?
Tyler: oh, Darien. You?
Blake: lucky dog.
Tyler: yeah, it's pretty nice.
Blake: I wish I lived like you guys.

by Darien chick October 30, 2011

Darien

Tall cute dude who is smart has nice eyes smart has a big dick and cool and a good boyfriend and fuckable guy

I going fuck Darien tonight

by darien April 22, 2017

Darien, Illinois

There's not only a Darien in Connecticut, we exist too. Darien, Illinois is plainly considered 'the most boring place to live' by all of its teen-aged inhabitants. Ironically, the slogan of this little town is that it is a nice place to live. There may not be a lot to do but there is a whole lot of drugs and it's only a half hour from Chicago which is one of the greatest places ever besides the fact that more than half the year is winter. The most exciting thing that goes around is drugs, we are weed nation. If you're looking for a diverse town with its own LA, Darien is for you. Not only is it "racially diverse" but it ranges from rich to poor, preppy to whatever the opposite is. Along with that, if you're looking for a good time, Zero Gravity is nearby, so crack up that fake ID and go get wasted. The less socially inclusive kids do thrilling things such as see movies, and smoke weed at the many parks in the area. Definitely the best place on earth to get high and fuck shit up.

Darien, Connecticut: Ohai, we are so rich and perfect.

Darien, Illinois: Bitch please, we got some weed all up in here.

by weareweednation October 3, 2011