Dane Cook

Not funny

I think shiting my pants would be more fun then to watch dane cook's stand up on comedy central

by dksuckspenis July 9, 2009

dane cook fan

Not to be confused with the very few people who can actually relate to and understand what Dane Cook is saying in his comedy routine.

75% of people who have listened to a dane cook cd, dvd, or have been to a Dane Cook event.

Mostly teenagers, females, and first-time listeners.

The girls all want to fuck him.

They can't understand half of the things he talks about, but he's their friend on myspace, and has over 2 million friends on myspace, so he is SOOO FUNNY!!!

Dane Cook: That Dane Cook is a silly bitch!!

Dane cook fan: HAHAAH!!! THATS LIKE SO OMG FUNNY!!

BAMF: Do you even know what he said?

Dane cook fan: YEAH!! Uh, no, but.. HAHAHA!!!

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Dane cook fan: Mommy, can I buy this dane cook CD??

"Mommy": No, it has the parental advisory sticker on it, so you should wait till you're 18.

Dane cook fan: But-but-but... (Cries) I'm going to go cut myself and listen to Fall Out Boy.

by voorheez January 16, 2008

Dane Cook

1. An over-the-top, lowgrade comedian that you would get if you mixed Ryan Reynolds and Jim Carrey, and then took out any charm or comedic talent they had and left only their more annoying attributes. He thinks the more he yells and throws his limbs around the funnier he will be, and I guess society has proven him right. He has a large following of what I can only imagine are pure idiots drunk of their asses looking for a good time and find that a raving lunatic is a GOOD TIME.
2.A way to insult someones comedic talents.
3.Source of the term "cooked" meaning something is very very unfunny.

1. Have you heard Dane Cook?! He wants to be a snake! THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY!
2. ::guy tells lame joke:: Yeah that was about as funny as Dane Cook.
3.Guy 1: How was that new comedy starring Andy Milonakis? Guy 2:Oh it was cooked.
Guy 1: Awww, I thought it was gonna be good.

by The Real Definition July 16, 2008

Dane Cook

A has-been comedian turned bad actor who makes jokes that only idiots with single-digit I.Q's would think are even remotely funny.

Tommy: Hey Sean, there's Dane Cook.
Sean: Yeah he's such a douche. He should do another dreadful movie with Jessica Alba or Jessica Simpson.

by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010

Dane Cooked

When a phrase, song, object, or just thing in general gets so overused that its not funny and/or cool anymore. Although it seems wicked sweet at first you soon realize everyone else who you have tagged as douche bags are saying the same things as you except poorly. Dane cook is a great comedian, i dont need the fat chick in the grade yelling his jokes in my face at lunch when im just trying to eat my god damn chicken patty.

1) -Yo man are you going to watch Summer Heights High later?

-Nah bro that shit got dane cooked.

by Bob (rull talk) Suarez February 12, 2009

Dane Cook

Standup comedian famous for his wild stage antics and the creation of the hand gesture known as Su-Fi. He has performed many venues including television specials and night clubs. He is also a member of the "Tourgasm" comedy group and recently released a comedy CD.

Dane Cook is so funny I wet myself.

by Hanover Booty Contest July 1, 2005

Dane Cook

Dane Cook is a joke. The most stupidest, unfunny "comedian" to ever walk the Earth. A moron who makes the lamest "jokes" ever heard in comedy. An unoriginal mainstream comedian that steals jokes from ORIGINAL underground comedians, but sadly cheeses these jokes up by changing them a bit, thus taking the funnyness out of them. A disgrace to the word comedian. He's about as funny as a toddler obsessing about fart.

Did I mention he's Catholic?.. Since when the fuck are comedians Religious????

Idiot Cook Fan: LOL! Dane Cook is da maed da funn ees !
Person with an IQ of 10: Do you own a gun?

by not found [Error 404] May 16, 2007