Dairy Queen Cake

A cake frosted with zombie cum.

That zombie was really horny, not only did I get his jizz on my Dairy Queen Cake, I also got his fingernails!!!!

by MJoeJaX November 21, 2004

Dairy Queen

The one place that is consistently out of ice cream, food, napkins, water, and power

I was going to Dairy Queen, but it was out of everything.

by prohibular May 17, 2016

dairy queen dipped cone

When your partner slockes a wet turd on your penis then they lick it off

“yo, did you hear about the dairy queen dipped cone that hoe bag gave?”

by RealSlocker June 16, 2018

Dairy Queen

A gay man is made a Dairy Queen when a man (or men) ejaculate sperm into a small circle on his head, eventually resembling a crown.

Derek shivered in anticipation as his friends carefully made him a Dairy Queen which only the strongest of shampoos could ever take away from him.

by HamB4clam October 7, 2019

Dairy Queen Woman

A woman who has a cold heart, but looks so sweet that you want to have her as a snack

Man 1: Damn, she looks so sweet, but she's a cold-hearted woman
Man 2: Bro, she's definitely a Dairy Queen Woman

by TokenNTMR August 25, 2021

Dairy Queen

A ice cream place that any 7 year old kid will beg you to get for him.
An expensive as hell price for any of their products.

MOM!!! MOM!!!!!! CAN WE GO TO DAIRY QUEEN AND GET A LARGE BLIZZARD??????????

by wat027 January 12, 2022

Riding my horse to Dairy Queen

The act of mounting one’s bed post and neighing loudly while eating soft serve ice cream

I’m gonna be riding my horse to Dairy Queen later, wanna cum along?

by Gmork the Wolf November 25, 2021