dehydrated

i need some fucking water

girl : i need some water

other girl : YASS ME TOO i’m so dehydrated

by mcilvaneyfanclub April 26, 2021

Dehydrated Guppy

Super swell, large muscular being. More commonly known for deadlifying over 200kg and being stronger then a pelican.

Bruh, you look like a dehydrated guppy

by Dehydrated guppy May 23, 2022

DehydratedWater

Water that evaporates to air or a slang term for smoking cum.

Oh baby you sure got some of that dehydratedwater on me

by FinForFlin December 26, 2022

Dehydrated Sweat

The most edgy motherfucker ever, who starts fights on discord and gets no bitches.

Guy 1: oh shit there’s Dehydrated Sweat, quick, run

by MattHubris November 2, 2022

dehydrated

Hungover. So said because common symptoms of a hangover can be attributed to the dehydrating effect of the alcohol in alcoholic beverages. Also supported by the fact that a large glass of water (or two) before bed after drinking can dramatically reduce hangover symptoms in the morning. Plus it sounds better to say "I'm dehydrated" than "I'm hungover."

"You look like you were out drinking last night."

"I'm dehydrated. Close that curtain and let me go back to sleep."

by hera-juno December 22, 2008

dehydrated walrus

A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.

"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"

by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 21, 2014

Dehydrated

When an individual has surpassed the categorization of being 'thirsty' and have reached the realm of desperation.

*Coined by Lydon W. Who invented the term after witnessing the extremities by which people will go to achieve attention.

That girl isn't thirsty, she's dehydrated.

by Justlikerome November 7, 2015