dressed to compress

adj. wearing undergarments such as Spanx or other spandex to alter the shape of the body into a more appealing one.

"Wow, did you see Stacy? She looks smokin' hot!"
"Yeah, she looks good, but she's just dressed to compress, didn't you see that spandex under her skirt?"

by 48104 July 7, 2009

Dressed "en mou"

If you’re wearing anything soft and fluffy and snuggly-wuggly, you’re dressed en mou.

It's sunday and it's cold outside! I'll stay at home dressed "en mou"!

by Tilue March 26, 2017

Dressed for beer

Code for "already naked" or "thinking about getting naked" in any of its forms: past, present, future.

Also used when dressed comfortably and going out for a beer... but still thinking about getting naked.

--Wanna hang out?

-Yeah, but I should warn you I'm dressed for beer

by mmmyesh December 22, 2017

Dressed to slam

A woman or man who is dressed in manner to pick up and have sexual relations with another person or persons.

Kane: Did you see what Lucy is wearing tonight? She’s definitely looking for some action.

Nathan: She’s dressed to slam.

by Schlonga November 3, 2019

dressed up messed up

Wearing and outfit that is horribly put together

Boy ya dressed up messed up, damned You're dressed up messed up,muthafuka ya dressed up messed up

by Southern Bella February 6, 2020

Dressed in a Tent

A phrase that describes clothing, usually of a woman, that is so loose or baggy that one can't determine the shape or outline of her body. The phrase can describe clothing that is designed to be loose or poorly-fitting clothes that are many sizes too large. This type of clothing is often worn by people who like to dress conservatively, people who are concerned about their weight, and the elderly.

"I don't care if she's curvy, she shouldn't have to dress in a tent to be respected at the office!"
"Did you see Brent the other day? He's recently lost a lot of weight, and he was wearing his old clothes at the store. He was practically dressed in a tent!"
"My grandma was dressed in a tent at my brother's wedding. It's so sad that no one designs nice-looking clothes for the elderly."

by LadyKathryn May 21, 2020

dressed for war

Wearing body armor and other protective layers, and otherwise prepared to fight.

"In one minute there were all seventeen blue boys, all dressed for war, knowing exactly what the fuck they were doing."

by asdfazdcfs September 24, 2020