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A very handsome guy who couldn't be any more perfect in any way. Loving and always there to support you and love you the way you are. Can be a bit shy at times but that makes him even more irresistable. Never overly clingy, but just enough to make you want more. Knows how to treat his girlfriend just right, and makes all the other girls jealous. He never braggs about his accomplishments, but can be competitive at times. With black hair, sea green eyes and hearts as big as they come. I love you Doug <3
Doug by Doug Lover <3 ;) November 29, 2011
Doug
To take advantage of someone's misfortune or temporarily incapacitated state for your own immediate personal gain.
I started having an asthma attack while we were playing air hockey, so of course he dougged me and scored a goal!
Doug by DocOblivion April 17, 2016
Doug
An anthropomorphic codename for cannabis. Used in situations that necessitate more covert communication
Doug
Doug can be used as a measure of Speed, Height, and Weight
In height, one (1) Doug can be measured at 6.5"
In Speed, one (1) Doug can be calculated at a 3 to one ratio. For every one step that I take, it takes Doug 3 steps to go the same distance. In Turn, the average person takes 2,000 Steps to complete a mile. Doug would take 6,000.
In Weight, one (1) Doug weighs approximately 36.8 lbs.
In height, one (1) Doug can be measured at 6.5"
In Speed, one (1) Doug can be calculated at a 3 to one ratio. For every one step that I take, it takes Doug 3 steps to go the same distance. In Turn, the average person takes 2,000 Steps to complete a mile. Doug would take 6,000.
In Weight, one (1) Doug weighs approximately 36.8 lbs.
Doug
A 6 foot 8 man of African ethnicity. Struggled with trauma such as family being eaten by lions, and distant relatives being slave owners. This man has the sharpest jaw line ever seen and is extremely hot. He is also a self-proclaimed “weapon”. Doug/Douglas says a lot of things and makes a lot of promises that will never happen. If you associate with this species of human, he will inevitably fuck you over (probably by using his huge African cock to rape you). Don’t leave him alone around children as he will likely give into his urges and rape them. A man who has never said something that is true in his life. He’s also from Birmingham!