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douchebaguette

A term usually applied to a female individual who have a strong tendency to display outbursts of misdirected anger and frustrations. These outbursts are generally observed in a public environment where they attempt to attract attention by using any means necessary; these include, but are not limited to, selfish comments, dimwitted remarks, offensive and/or derogatory observations , and most commonly interject in conversations or situations where they have absolutely no understanding or interest in.
Y : We were just relaxing on the couch sipping on a cool beer when a random girl came in telling us that beer makes people dumb AND stupid....

S : What a douchebaguette!
by Snajj December 8, 2009
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douchebagestan

Where all douche bags are from.
What a douche bag!!!
Yeah! Pretty sure he is from douchebagestan!!!
by Your Worst Nightmare W27 April 17, 2014
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douchebagnet

A girl who repeatedly allows douchebags into her life.
"Ick. Holly sure picked another winner."
"Yep. She's a real douchebagnet."
by llbean27 January 9, 2010
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douchebagicity

the art of being a douche.the general essence of a douche bag
I think you're mistaking courteousness for douchebagicity
by fred dugan April 20, 2008
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douchebaguette

Not to be confused with a douchebagette, a douchebaguette is simply a French douchebag.
Person 1: Look at that dude smoking his cigarettes while pontificating about Sartre and holding his Louis Vuitton bag.

Person 2: Yeah what an asshole.

Person 1: No, he's not an asshole, he's a douchebaguette.
by maxapo September 1, 2011
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Douchbagistan

A wannabe golf course that is really nothing more than a goat pasture that is run by snobs that think they know everything and have inside information about everything but can not disclose what it is they know.
I played golf at Douchbagistan today and Nick, the Mayor of Douchbagistan washed my balls for me. A golf course in Kentucky where the assistant ball washer is known as Mayor Nick, the Mayor of Douchebagistan. He knows something very interesting but he can not tell you what it is.
by Donald Cameron December 9, 2008
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douchebaggetry

when someone sets you up for the fall by blaming you for something the blamer really did.
douchebaggetry is the action of someone who really yells at and insults and then calls you the bad one.

when you ask your neighbor to move their car out of the way in your own driveway so you can get out but when you realize how drunk she is, you ask the more sober ones at the house to move the car or suggest , okay , you can move it tomorrow but the drunken neighbor yells out, "why are you bitching and complaining" and threatens to "shit on your lawn".The drunken neighbor then sneaks out and starts the car by herself and takes of at full speed down a side street as you yell out stop a see her pull into the local watering hole for more, well to me that is douchebaggery.

The next day as all her friends are over revering her as a driving booze hero she yells out across the lawn to me , " I didn't shit on your lawn", probably making everyone think I accused her of it.

Anyways, seems her and some of her friends think it is cool to talk about excrementing on people's lawns.
by f.o.p. August 3, 2008
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