donuts with jam in the middle

Using period blood as a substitute for lubricant during anal sex.

Jaemin: Welcome to krispy kreme how can I help you?
Vampire customer: I'd like to buy some donuts, which donuts do you like and recommend?
Jaemin: I like my donuts with jam in the middle.

by Dick Chomper 42069 November 22, 2021

Donuts Johnson

When a person remains without a win during any form of competition over a set period of time (day, week, month etc..). Sports, board games etc.. all included.

If a person gets a win during the set time period they are no longer known as Donuts Johnson.

At the start of the next period of time everyone is equal but once a game has been played anyone who has played a game and is without a win is considered a Donuts Johnson.

Hey Ian you still do not have a win this week you are Donuts Johnson.

by Slither13 June 9, 2011

donuts on a stick

A new word for sexual intercourse.

The pervert asked the underaged girl if she liked donuts on a stick.

by Senica Harris August 4, 2006

donuts in the ville

taking your vehicle and freinds's vehicles, preferably SUVs, Jeeps, Trucks, or Mini Coopers, or any RWD car in to Libertyville's High School Parking Lot, and doin some donuts like they're aint no tomorrow.

My freinds and me was doin us some donuts in the ville parkin lot when some sleazy black SUV with brush lights followed us and called the cops and sure enough one of my buddies got pulled over.

by Born Oblivious December 22, 2008

donuts are good

donuts ARE good

Person 1: Donuts are good
Person 2: doog era stunoD

by Jajzuz May 31, 2022

Donuts with benefits

Holding a friends hair back so they can eat a donut

Be my donuts with benefits? I'm really hungry for one.

by CampbellFrank March 16, 2023

Donuts in the parking lot

When someone does donuts in the parking lot it means it took a lot of quick thinking to come up with that solution. In which case, is stated when someone makes a bizarre statement or comment on certain situations.

‘he really did donuts in the parking lot to come to that conclusion, didn’t he?”

by BadAsh42069 December 10, 2023