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Verb. To misconfigure an IT service or device, resulting in a failure that creates additional work for another IT employee. Derives from the Docker software system.
Bro, you Donkered my server and the boss thought we were under a cyber attack!

They hired that guy and he completely Donkered the mail server his first week.
Donker by DrOctaviusWeathersby June 28, 2024

donker flopper 

a big floppy donkey dick or other animal of the HUGEDICK family with an extremely loose pen15 that drags on the ground
donker flopper by cynical satan November 22, 2003

Honker Donker 

Something epic or good (can be a physical thing or an event)
"Oh I have my favorite block first tomorrow!? Thats a honker donker.
Honker Donker by kungfuboy46 September 6, 2022

peenie donker 

A person who enjoys wasting the time of others. Someone with nothing to do and no purpose in life whose general everyday aimless wondering and pointless, futile activities only serve to annoy the general population. Typically taking the form of middle-to-older aged white males who enjoy things such as lawn care and/or bass fishing shows, the peenie donker can also be found in female form in places such as the highways, shopping malls, restaurants, and grocery stores.
I was in the grocery store checkout behind a real god-damned peenie donker. He kept trying to use expired coupons and then wanted to talk to the cashier about his aunt.

That fucking peenie donker in the Prius was doing 25 in a 35 zone.
peenie donker by Petrosian August 9, 2019

horp a donker 

see drop a deuce, pinch a loaf, take a dump
It is the act of taking a huge shit.
I had to horp a donker and was afraid that shit wouldn't flush.
horp a donker by shawndo919 April 16, 2008

Flicky Flicky Willy Donker

Man 1: Oi, where’s the flicky flicky willy donker in your loo.

Man 2: Next to the mirror on the right