ditties

dick tits, aka a man's ballsack :)

haha did you see derek's ditties? theyre so uneven lololol

by DittiesStan June 30, 2020

three dotting

When someone starts to text you on a messenger, but never hits send. Leaving you with the three little dots...

Dave is such a jerk, he was three dotting me all night last night.

by SouthernmostDave December 16, 2016

Green Dotting

When someone stalks another persons online status waiting for the green dot to appear and then forces interaction much to the dismay of the other person.

Nathan: I saw her green dot and IM’d her again. It was 2 am but she was clearly up.
Joyce: stop green dotting people when they wake up to pee, freak!

by janmas November 16, 2019

Countdown to Distinction

When a person or "people" find your online post humorous wait until you--- "the poster" is offline so they can re-post your bulletin without giving any credit to the original poster (eg: You) with minimal repercussions.

This situation commonly presents itself when either
1. ur too drunk to deal with (ppl r scared of u!)
2. they hate u! but like what u post and want to re-post using their other profile. (which make the distinction null and void) and they rape all the credit.
3.They r too drunk to remember or copy paste the original poster!
4.If your post succeeds in being posted u have achieved the Countdown to Distinction "DiStinktion"
footnote:
If reposter change the video size to larger than ur original post...they fail! but so do u for having them on ur friends list~

by Psylocke's Psychic Knife September 10, 2009

Distinguished

What Paul uses instead of OLD.

Paul, your grey beard makes you look OLD dude!

Paul: No, man. It makes me look DISTINGUISHED.

by alwaysyoung June 12, 2011

disting

Originated from the words "this thing".

Its like a whatchamacallit or a thingymabob but a little different.

Pass the disting. I want to use it with the other disting to make the disting.

by Daryl March 11, 2004

Dotting

The act of starting to type a text message such that the recipient sees dots indicating you're typing, but then stopping to type so that the dots go away.

I texted her to ask if she wants to go out, and she's dotting me!

by rmgn December 18, 2017