Did I ask

A comeback said by mostly middle school boys when they know they have lost an argument but want the last laugh.

Sally: “And therefore, because of evolutionary proof, dinosaurs did in fact once exist.”
Jimmy: “DID I ASK???”

by Urbestfriendsmom February 8, 2020

Did a Mowgli

Formerly meant as the action of sitting on a chair and breaking it due to extreme obesity, it has recently come to mean defecating on a chair (most likely due to extreme inebriation) and then admitting to it publicly with no shame.

Either way, no one will be using that chair after you.

"So it turns out j may have gotten do drunk last night that I did a massive poo on the living room chair hitch I'm now having to clean up after a massive argument . I font geek so good."

"Looks like you really did a Mowgli there!"

by Jock O'Tubby February 23, 2012

Did I Stutter?!

What one says when someone doesn’t listen to you or seemingly doesn’t understand what you are saying despite you being clear.

Did I Stutter?!:
Michael: An urban, yeah, Stanley? You wanna help us out with that?… Stanley, earth to Stanley…
Stanley: Not me.
Michael: Yes you. Come on, Stanley, put your little game down and join the group.
Stanley: No.
Michael: Stanley, we’re havin a little…
Stanley: Leave me alone, dammit.
Michael: We’re havin a little brainstorm session…
Stanley: DID I STUTTER?

by MrScotty September 5, 2022

Did you get a whoppa

OUR LORD JACK MANIFOLD HAS SPOKEN

"did he get a whoppa?"

"Did you get a whoppa??"

by nikiinnit June 20, 2021

did you see my bag?

Phrase popularized by Korean-Pop group "BTS" in their 2017 classic hit song "mic drop". The bag refers to their accomplishments and the question is asking whether or not their doubters and antis saw it; because if they had, they would realize that they have nothing to doubt.

Person 1: BTS sucks
BTS, in their hit single "mic drop": did you see my bag?

by GiveMeTheGreenLight September 23, 2017

Did that chair just move?

A desperate excuse; typically used when losing a video game. Can also be used as a counter to "L bozo" and "ratio".
Also a very effective conversation ender.

Person 1: L bozo + ratio
Person 2: Did that chair just move?

by porkyporkadidas April 3, 2022

Did you bring yours?

Midwest slang expression for asking whether your buddy brought or used a condom.

Hey man, I heard Vanessa is going to be here tonight. Did you bring yours?

by WildBill33 October 13, 2011