Dickfish

The act of sending a false dick pic that is bigger and less ugly than your own, with the goal of impressing a girl and hoping she doesn't notice the difference.

Juhi, he totally dickfished me! It was definitely not the same dick from the pictures!

by Seth G. June 19, 2017

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Dickism

The distinctive practice of being or acting like a dick.

He's got a slight touch of dickism in him.

Never in the history of dickism....

Dickism is unnecessary!

by J Farrar January 1, 2012

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dickish • Dickishly • dickish move • Dickisher • Dickishly Snooty • Dickishmental • dickishness • dickishnish • DBA (Dickish by Association) • Beastishly dickish.

Selective Dickism

When someone is only a dick to certain people

Logan: Brad why does it seem like you're only a dick to me

Brad: Sorry Logan, I have Selective Dickism

by Roadhouse2769 October 1, 2016

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DickShag

1. (Noun) A wanker or a Tosser.
2. (Verb) To bale out on someone.
3. (Adjective) Annoying.
4. (Exclamation) An exclamation often used with the term "united" after woulds.

1. Denzel: Oh you know Jem?

Minh: Yeh hes a bit of a dickshag init?
2. Jem: Oi you wanna catch up today?

Denzel: Nah can't soz big dog.

Jem: Seriously like ten people have dickshagged me today.

Denzel: Sorry that I always DickShag.
3. Minh: Mr Stephenson is a pretty crap teacher.

Denzel: Such a dickshag Teacher.
4. *Playing Soccer*

*Jem misses a shot*

"DickShag-United"

by Brooksie1738 March 22, 2017

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Dickfished

When someone is catfished with a dick pic. See catfish.

Much to Lily's surprise, Adam's actual penis looked nothing like the one in the picture that had texted to her. The one in the picture clearly belonged to Jamal. To her chagrin, Lily had been dickfished.

by Marco the Great October 26, 2013

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