Dickbag

Scumbag, Condom, Jimmy, rubber, protection.

Don't flush the dickbag down the toilet, it wreaks havoc on the septic system...

by GR March 18, 2003

freeloading dickbag

An asshole/roommate, possibly both, that does nothing and takes/uses all your stuff.

Nick Nelson does nothing around the house, smokes all my weed, and uses my shit without asking me. What a freeloading dickbag

by dalstrs7 November 2, 2014

Diet Dickbag

A Big Dick badass mother fucker. Sexy taste in clothes, watches, shoes, and vehicles. I would do anything for this man

Diet Dickbag: "check out my fancy watch"
Me: "dammmnnnnnn.... if i were a girl id let you play with my twat waffle because of that watch. No homo"

by Michael Ventavo III August 21, 2011

ass fuck cunt bitch hoe dickbag

What you say when you stub your toe.

hey, dudE- *stubs toe* ASS FUCK CUNT BITCH HOE DICKBAG!

by pu$$ycuИt November 1, 2018

Dickbag

A condom.

Hey if your going to the store can you pick me up some dickbags?

by Austin Bissell February 3, 2015

Dickbag

Someone who is a real jerk or a jackass and is arrogant.

That guy is a real dickbag.

by Roxie Rose October 5, 2015

Dickbag

Condoms.

Before I smash this chick, I need to go to the store cause I’m out of dickbags

by EBreezie June 15, 2018