Dickbag

Scumbag, Condom, Jimmy, rubber, protection.
Don't flush the dickbag down the toilet, it wreaks havoc on the septic system...
by GR March 19, 2003
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freeloading dickbag

An asshole/roommate, possibly both, that does nothing and takes/uses all your stuff.
Nick Nelson does nothing around the house, smokes all my weed, and uses my shit without asking me. What a freeloading dickbag
by dalstrs7 November 03, 2014
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Diet Dickbag

A Big Dick badass mother fucker. Sexy taste in clothes, watches, shoes, and vehicles. I would do anything for this man
Diet Dickbag: "check out my fancy watch"
Me: "dammmnnnnnn.... if i were a girl id let you play with my twat waffle because of that watch. No homo"
by Michael Ventavo III August 17, 2011
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Conshy Dickbag

Typically a Pennsylvania white who resides in “Conshy” , who cries liberal tears and pretends to be an elite. May even hold the job status of a “banker”, but is ultimately poor. Often found living in small dwellings, because they are poor. Commonly named Jeremy or Jer-Bear or even JB.
“Yo, isn’t that dude Jer an elite banker?”

“Nah, I thought so too but he is just a Conshy Dickbag!!”
by Sam’s Shit Wagon February 03, 2023
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Wet Willy Dickbag

An individual who willing makes hand to hand contact with another individual who has visibly licked their hand.
He saw me lick my hand and still shook my hand, what a wet willy dickbag
by Mpierre October 06, 2021
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Dickbag

Hey if your going to the store can you pick me up some dickbags?
by Austin Bissell February 03, 2015
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