by hushhush October 2, 2006

Nick Nelson does nothing around the house, smokes all my weed, and uses my shit without asking me. What a freeloading dickbag
by dalstrs7 November 2, 2014

A Big Dick badass mother fucker. Sexy taste in clothes, watches, shoes, and vehicles. I would do anything for this man
Diet Dickbag: "check out my fancy watch"
Me: "dammmnnnnnn.... if i were a girl id let you play with my twat waffle because of that watch. No homo"
Me: "dammmnnnnnn.... if i were a girl id let you play with my twat waffle because of that watch. No homo"
by Michael Ventavo III August 21, 2011

by pu$$ycuИt November 1, 2018

A man who is not only an asshole but completely and utterly useless. They are cocky, however, they have absolutely nothing to be cocky about. They typically work minimum wage jobs and throw big ass pity parties every day. This is the kind of man who wears cheap chains, insults people as a hobby, and has a self esteem smaller than his very tiny penis.
The ugly grocery bagger at Walmart cussed me out over nothing! What a dickbag.
My cousin is such a dickbag. He calls me a loser, but he’s a virgin who still lives in his parent’s basement at age 32.
My cousin is such a dickbag. He calls me a loser, but he’s a virgin who still lives in his parent’s basement at age 32.
by Cash.mmoney July 26, 2021

Typically a Pennsylvania white who resides in “Conshy” , who cries liberal tears and pretends to be an elite. May even hold the job status of a “banker”, but is ultimately poor. Often found living in small dwellings, because they are poor. Commonly named Jeremy or Jer-Bear or even JB.
by Sam’s Shit Wagon February 2, 2023

look at that dickbag over there in a squatted truck. i bet he has no family and eats tv dinners every night.
also fuck you jayden
also fuck you jayden
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 6, 2023
