n. 1. direar (die-rear) - A common Southern mispronunciation of the word "diarrhea", often heard in towns with fewer than 20,000 citizens, or from citizens with fewer than 6 teeth.
slang. 2. A humorous and intentional mispronunciation of the word "diarrhea" by sarcastic, college-educated, middle-class individuals simply for the amusement of their wiseass peers.
n. 3. An alternate spelling for "diarrhea", a word in which even the most studious cannot spell when put on the spot.
slang. 2. A humorous and intentional mispronunciation of the word "diarrhea" by sarcastic, college-educated, middle-class individuals simply for the amusement of their wiseass peers.
n. 3. An alternate spelling for "diarrhea", a word in which even the most studious cannot spell when put on the spot.
"Mama, get me to the terlet (toilet) on the double, that chocolate puddin' pie gave me the direar!"
"When my quantum physics professor asked why I missed the final exam, I told him I was stuck on the toilet with a nasty case of 'direar'. He was fucking speechless! Hahaha!"
"When my quantum physics professor asked why I missed the final exam, I told him I was stuck on the toilet with a nasty case of 'direar'. He was fucking speechless! Hahaha!"
by mbphotog March 10, 2009
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It is also known as diahreah of the mouth, its when you open your mouth and the most stupid, asshole like bullshit just keeps pouring out. You just cant stop saying dumb moronic crap and land up making your self look like a complete idiot. This seems to occur all the time at board meetings at work. Usually when a boss has a break through idea, need I say more....
Wow! Mr Wizz has some great ideas to share at the meeting at 2pm, probably just another case of verbal diahreah again...
by rommate s dirty girl January 12, 2010
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Like Sarah went to the mall to buy these shoes that were like so last season; and when I told her she was all like "like you would have any real fasion sense anyway" and I was like "like as if" and she was like "AS IF!!!" Can you believe her? I mean, you know?
Like Sarah went to the mall to buy these shoes that were like so last season; and when I told her she was all like "like you would have any real fasion sense anyway" and I was like "like as if" and she was like "AS IF!!!" Can you believe her? I mean, you know?
by JimRiech June 11, 2006
Get the diahrea of the mouth mug.Crippling Diahreah is like a case of thescreaming mimis usually brought about by drinking too much the night before. It is a colon clensing so fierce that you are doubled over and grabbing on to the cripple bars in the restroom for dear life and so that you wont come flying off the can mid exodus.
The lightweight in the stall next to me had the most rank case of crippling diareah I have ever smelt or heard in a long time.
by AK-49 July 3, 2005
Get the crippling diareah mug.A diara is someone very shy when you first meet her and loud once you get to know her. She usually is wearing sweatpants and a hoodie because she doesn't like wearing very formal clothes. She attracts men way too old for her or really mean guys but on occasion someone nice and she loves to date guys who are kind of ugly but have an okay personality. A Diara will always stick up for you even if you guys are in a fight. She works out constantly and plays sports. She picks her friends very wisely and has a small circle due to not talking to anyone. She knows a lot of people but doesn't hang out with them and goes to parties on occasion.
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Get the Diara mug.The maximum distance that one can travel from from a given location to a preferred bathroom. The term is most often used to determine whether it is safe to consume food from a particular location. A diarradius varies as a function of the individual as well as the type of food that is consumed.
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