*dies*

To die, comically and unexpectedly.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steve.
Steve who?

*dies*

by more heat than light January 1, 2004

diing

What should be the proper spelling of dying

While I was skiing I saw someone diing.

by IHeartWillSchatz November 9, 2007

di

Military acronym for Drill Instructor.

The DI made recruit warren do 200 pushups.

by JonathanChance October 1, 2003

died

A term used when a person has laughed so hard that they "almost died".

Sarah: How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? ?
Fran: How?
Sarah: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Fran: Died

by kawg999 March 4, 2009

no dis'

no disrespect (intended)

Your mom is a m.i.l.f., no dis'.

by llPookiell August 3, 2006

Di

A sexual godess of biblical proportions

Was goodenough for goodenough

by Decoup September 13, 2004

Dis

Commonly defined as the present tense of "to disrespect", an etymological analysis yields that this abbreviated verb form actually refers to the antithetical state of a broad spectrum of positive attributes when applied.

Thus, "to dis", "to be diss'in", or "to have diss'ed" is contextual (i.e. not relegated to disrespect) but ALWAYS connotes the infliction of some wound to a person's psyche, ego, or general well-being.

The example below illustrates that "dis" is being used to transfer a state of gruntle from one female to another via nontraditional means.

This typifies "dis" as a term rending a general state of gruntle to one of DISgruntled.

My girl felt dis'ed when she witnessed my side bitch in mid-gruntle. (See establishment definitions of gruntle and its forms gruntled and disgruntled )

by The1JMAC September 18, 2016