DFW

Dumb Fonzie Wanna-be

Look at that dumb Fonzie Wanna-be pounding on the jukebox over there. I suppose tomorrow he'll be jumping a shark.

by Bobby June 20, 2003

DFW/me

Acronym that stands for Don't Fuck With me. DFW/me looks cool.

Lollo: Hey dude what's wrong with u?
Bobbo:Just, DFW/me man, I'm not in the mood.

by Kenjitheninja August 31, 2007

DFW

Dumb Fuck Waiver
Permission to act like an idiot/do something dumb without thinking about it.

"Normally, there is a restriction on such behavior but in you case I'm going to issue you a DFW so you go ahead and invade Iraq"

by neena August 27, 2007

DFW Departure

When you came early and have to sit in the corner

I went on a date the other day? Dude had a DFW Departure, so I ghosted him after.

by 6BD February 07, 2025

dfw

Dumb fucking whore

Omg Kelceys already pregnant in high school, what a dfw.

by aggresivebully69 June 23, 2022

DFW

David Foster Wallace, writer of the novel Infinite Jest, books of stories Oblivion, Girl with Curious Hair, Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, and some non-fiction books like A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again.

DFW fan: I can't believe this, DFW is being taken down by cancel culture and stuff!
George Bernard Shaw fan: Not only him! Soon we'll be selling this stuff on the black market!
DFW fan (pulls samizdat from black briefcase): Wanna buy some DFW?

by freeedd April 19, 2022

DFW

Dumb Fucking Weirdo

Perfect for commenting online without the rage filled idiot you're talking to losing it while you discuss their conspiracy theories, etc.

Comment :"Hey did you hear about the FOURTH Hunter laptop that has more child porn and incriminating evidence on it? It was dropped AT RUDYS HOUSE WHAT WOW"
"Dude that's so crazy wow I can't believe Joe is so corrupt! DFW"

by ProfoundDesperado November 03, 2020