DFC

Acronym for "dumb f*cking c*nt" - typically reserved for women from overseas that marry US men in order to get citizenship and once they're here cut them off like the head of a christmas goose, and steal every penny they have.

My buddy "sludge" married a DFC roooskie.

by edward latt August 7, 2007

DFC

Dumb Fucking Cunt

I was at a STLSR party and this DFC was getting gangbanged by everyone.

by STLSHO December 24, 2010

DFC

Distinguished Finding Cross. An impact award given to military personnel for conspicuous gallantry and bravery under fire (more often under indirect fire) while performing sensitive items inventory (SII). All military personnel are eligible for this award only if they perform one of the following actions while under indirect fire:

1. Forsaking the safety of a bunker to finish recovering serial numbers for the SII.

2. Refusing to abandon the computer to finish the email related to the SII.

3. Ignoring crew rest management (aviation) and essential base defense operations (i.e. bunker building) to search and find a phantom sensitive item lost by some other unit entity.

All indirect fire attacks related to this award will be defined as rocket, mortar, grenade, and missile attacks that impact within a 150 meter radius from the individual.

A DFC is a valorous award.

A DFC is almost as good as an Iron La-Cross.

by Amazed Witness April 21, 2010

DFC

Dance floor chubby. Basically it's not a "Full On" but rather something that might cause discomfort for your dance partner.

Susie: What is that in my back?
Bobby: Thats a DFC
Susie: Oh my, keep dancing then.

by DFC_King November 17, 2009

DFC

Means Dumb Fuckin CRAP, or Dumb Flippin Crap, depending on the audience.

That test was just a load of DFC, dude.

by nimrod chick May 2, 2005

DFC

Acronym - "Down for Chipotle"

An expression that essentially means, "interested in going to Chipotle (Chipotle Mexican Grill)"

Can be used in either question form or statement form.

I'm starved! Anyone DFC?
Sure, I would love to go to Chipotle!

You hungry?
Yeah, I'm DFC.

by prestonharris October 6, 2010

DFC

Daily Facebook Chat

Little D and Big MO have a chat everday on facebook and their weird selves call it a DFC

by OldD October 4, 2011