desperados alarm clock

An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.

Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.

by Garydog November 18, 2021

Desperado Horse Ranch

Ridingstable owned bey a christian Family between Göcek and Fethiye

Desperado Horse Ranch offers Ridingholidays,Lessons,Daytrips,Trekking and more for the whole Family

by teasingsusi October 27, 2008

Desperado

The act or condition of giving oneself a dirty sanchez

Feeling lonely and aroused, Amelia had no choice but to give herself a desperado

by Despo9000 April 5, 2024

Desperados

A alcoholic beverage that tastes like beer and tequila.
It has 5.9% alc.

Desperados is very tasty.

by Desperados Inc. June 7, 2020

Desperado

When an unattractive female constantly demeans herself because she is beyond desperate for attention. AKA Amanda L

Don't be a desperado like Amanda L

by PandaJer August 6, 2020

Desperados

Desperados are very neardy looking boys that wear white shirts and have a bent neck and often wear glasses

Ooh god look at those desperados

by Kanjor November 21, 2021

Desperado

A person whom mostly was forced by circumstances to be a rebel, outsider, loner, etc. because of sheer outstanding indifference’s and not by (limited to) internal influences.

i.e. he became a desperado after coming home to his village and finding everyone there has been up-ducted by ufos etc.

Not because of selfishness, self-pity i.e. low self worth, victim mindsets, lack mentality etc.

by Nomonslo September 24, 2021