The traditional Lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or sex.
GF: Are you gonna give up playing Guitar Hero for Lent?
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Free Bird" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Free Bird" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!
by resident alian February 19, 2008
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Who knew orange spray paint would not wash out?
Yeah. You should totally give Larry a tux deductible donation.
As if.
Yeah. You should totally give Larry a tux deductible donation.
As if.
by gnostic 1 May 27, 2013
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When an auto insurance company has inexplicable legal protections and uses them to willfully fart on strangers. It’s not personal. It’s just business.
You mean I have to get a dirty deductible any time there is an accident, even if it’s not my fault? Gross and weird.
by Randall butternubs July 27, 2023
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Get the Deactivism mug.The more issues a person crudely shoehorns down into a liberal/conservative dichotomy, the more certain you can be that the person is an American
Exact origins are unknown, but Fisher's Deduction is a maxim or meme found in USENET and other online discussions, similarly to Godwin's Law.
by office glen November 14, 2005
Get the Fisher's deduction mug.A human rights deactivist is a person who constricts another person’s rights due to external or stereotypical factors. These are the oppressors of the activists. They will often protest against the sane, rational demands made by the true activists. These are the disgusting douches who will try to silence the truth. They will spread lies on the media to defame those who are simply fighting for their rights.
Person 1: All of these human rights deactivists are trying to take away women’s rights to abortion!
Person 2: Yes, they’re starting arguments online and trying to stop protests by misleading the uniformed citizens.
Person 1: People have a right to abortion. It’s their body and those human rights deactivists are trying to take their rights away!
Person 2: Period.
Person 2: Yes, they’re starting arguments online and trying to stop protests by misleading the uniformed citizens.
Person 1: People have a right to abortion. It’s their body and those human rights deactivists are trying to take their rights away!
Person 2: Period.
by Willybumweetoe July 1, 2022
Get the Human Rights Deactivist mug.1) I made the deduction that somebody had stolen my goldfish for revenge after putting the clues all together.
2) The ten-point deduction in round two really stomped out his internal fire; he just played the rest of the rounds out after that and took the loss.
2) The ten-point deduction in round two really stomped out his internal fire; he just played the rest of the rounds out after that and took the loss.
by Diggity Monkeez March 12, 2005
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