Dave

That's not a Dave, that's a salmon!

Dave by Jimbo1531 October 25, 2010

Our lord and savior Dave. A cool, chill, funny, and rocking person.

My mate Dave

Hey Dave! You meet any Daves lately

Dave by AngelWingsYT January 22, 2019

They are the best teachers. They practice tough love, but they are the best lovers. They are intelligent and funny. They are the best friends.

You: Wow, that guy is hecka cool.
You over there: You know, that's just Dave.

Dave by ClubRitz October 29, 2011

typically wears leather jackets, scares everyone because of his hard attitude. Generally works at a town market or grocery store.

Wow that guy was totally a dave!

Dave by 12345lol12345 February 24, 2015

DAVE

Dave is someone who made stays happy after a long week of rain. 022621

I was so sad until DAVE came around!
I know! It was all gloomy and when he said he liked stray kids it made it made my day.
DAVE best boy

DAVE by BEANERS4DREAM February 26, 2021

The most perfect, flawless, handsome person in the world any girl who gets to date him will be super lucky

Person A: Everyone wants to be Dave, hes the epitome of the perfect person

Person B: Yeah i can see why

Dave by Les_Bean_ March 5, 2021

Dopamine Attention Variability Executive-dysfunction. Coined by TikTok user connordewolfe as an alternative name for ADHD/ADD

Dude. Do you have ADHD?
Nah, man, I have DAVE.

How could you have forgotten to blink?
God fucking damnit DAVE

DAVE by Nova99 August 28, 2021