Weights for Dates 

Going to the gym to pick up girls.

Girl 1: "Who's this guy?"
Girl 2: "Oh, ignore him. He's another Weights for Dates guy."

Weights for Dates by ParkourFactor May 30, 2016

anime on dates 

when you watch so much anime that you become a living nigger

"wow man, did you see that tyler dude, he became a proper anime on dates dude"

anime on dates by Basic of Dueling August 12, 2018

life is two dates and a dash 

When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.

On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.

life is two dates and a dash

life is two dates and a dash by Dem guy January 29, 2019

Hard 8s get second dates 

The phrase used to define the experience and future likely hood of seeing an individual whom you have romantic feelings for, for a second time.

We had a great time he’s a solid 8 and hard 8s get second dates

Hard 8s get second dates by Damien Monroe October 5, 2019

Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.

Straights before dates.

Straights before dates by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2020

stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses 

just stop. it’s a dictionary, not a put your birthday saying its the coolest ever book.

“Dude I just made a definition for Apri-“
“stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses. this is called a dictionary for a reason.”

stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses by flatwaterbottle June 3, 2022

Shooting tour dates

When a basketball player has a bad shooting performance that their stat lines resemble calendar dates (eg. 5/18, 2/12, 3/11). Typically used to make fun of players who have a stretch of bad games.

"Trae Young been shooting tour dates lately, 1/12 and 4/17 last two games"

Shooting tour dates by epicgamer999 March 16, 2024