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casticle

A name for someone who is both a dick and a pussy at the same time, implying that they were castrated
Person 1: Did you hear about Samantha’s boyfriend?

Person 2: Yeah, hes a total casticle
by I’m Trans and my life is sad September 3, 2023
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Slurryitus Cystitis

Vaginal infection caused by not changing your soiled underwear quick enough after a severe dose of Slurryitus. Female only disease, (and possibly post op Transexuals).
Susan, (whilst in the toilet cubicle): " AAAAAAARGH!!! Fuck it stings when I piss and my flaps stink of shit!!".

Judith, (from the next door cubicle): " You should have changed your panties when you shat yourself in the paste room yesterday. I warned you about Slurryitus Cystitis. I am a first aider you know.
by Upchucker March 31, 2009
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Honeymoon Cystitis

Urinary tact infection caused by repeated vigorous vaginal sexual intercourse. (You're fuckin' too much!)
"Motherfucker!" she shrieked. "I have a burning piss hole again! Dr. Hurtz will no doubt say 'Congratulations! You have Honeymoon Cystitis AGAIN!'"
by Pfc. Snowball July 11, 2006
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cyntiche

cyntiche is an amazing person nice caring and cute she will never let you down and will always care she canbe harsh but inside she really cares but if you know a cyntiche then you are evn lucky for her to talk to you
oh yeah cyntiche is nice
by wish tea November 1, 2020
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Castic Spunt

The spoonerised version of "spastic cunt" except this means that somebody is acting severely autistic and/or more abnormal than a "spastic cunt"
by Autism Friendly Content January 3, 2018
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Hot Dog Cystitis

A generation removed from honeymoon cystitis and cucumber sex,but basically it's using a nice long wide hot dog for all the reasons that are all to obvious. Its also tons of fun if you put then back in the fridge...
Gosh this Ampicillan its ruining my stomach...it wasn't worth peeing blood and getting Hot Dog Cystitis..but hey do you still have a Costco card??
by DaynaS March 28, 2008
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