by Chintan July 5, 2006
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"I just came back from a killer Cosmonog party. Sandy drank five cups of nog and read us a steamy story about a hot firefighter and a snow-blower."
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A small town located in the west central area of Minnesota. The residents are friendly, but some of the kids between the ages of 13 and 16 think they are "gangster" while living in the sticks.
D " Dude Im so hung over, we went out to the icehouse last night and got stoned and shot some dumbass"
M " I know dude, Im with ya"
Older Person " Shut up you illiterate little punks, you dont live in 'da hood' you live in Cosmos, MN"
M " I know dude, Im with ya"
Older Person " Shut up you illiterate little punks, you dont live in 'da hood' you live in Cosmos, MN"
by The Fallen Challenger October 25, 2009
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The Libertarian candidate assured the cosmotarians in the audience that she would continue to protect abortion rights even though she opposed public funding of abortions.
by crimethink January 18, 2008
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Cosmopolitan has a new article entitled 'What Guys Really Want', written by some short, metrosexual, Puerto-Rican tosser whose views the editors erroneously believe represent the entire male population's.
by SimboBimbo January 22, 2007
Get the cosmopolitan mug.A large celestial body, has a styling goatee and crown. Made popular by the games Katamari Damacy and We Love Katamari, the King is often seen advising his son, The Prince, and lazing about. There once was a time when he destroyed all the stars in the sky, but through his hard work and perseverance, he made his son fix it.
by Gilder103 January 18, 2006
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by Brandon the cleveland kid October 9, 2006
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