Cynoing

The act of telling a really bad joke

Cyno: Insert the most horrendous of puns
Literally anyone within the vicinity: Long, hard sigh Cyno, how many times do I have to tell you? This cynoing has to stop!!

by professional kaveh kin April 9, 2023

Cyndilicious

Of or relating to Cyndi Lauper. Usually a positive response.

Person #1: These shoes are awesome!
Person #2: They are very Cyndilicious, aren't they??!!

by Jay Mazz August 6, 2007

Cynthia

The most wonderful girl in the world.
My girlfriend Cynthia is sooo hot!
She always knows what to say to get on my nerves, but it's impossible to be mad at her.
I love you Cynthia!

(Brien) Wow, that girl's hot.

(Devin) Yeah, she's my girlfriend.

(Brien) Lucky!

(Devin) Yeah, she's a real Cynthia

by ILoveCynthia February 16, 2013

cynical

Not having any illusions about human nature.

I'm so cynical I don't trust furry little animals with big sad eyes.

by kilgore trout December 6, 2003

cynic

The type of people posting their definitions of the word "relationship".

Only a cynic would post this definition of the word "relationship": A bond between two people; One person works to create/maintain love and fulfillment while the other person waits for something better to come along.

by TurkeyandGravy April 6, 2011

cynthia

The love of my life, my everything, a beautiful, amazing, hilarious, perfect being that stole my heart. And i dont care if i ever get it back. Loud very cute and often has white skin and dark hair. pefect in every way.

"Cynthia, you are perfect and i love you in a million ways."

by penguinroo August 31, 2011

cynic

One who doesn't believe in innate human virtue. Cynicism, contrary to popular belief, does not entail being an offensive and ignorant idiot. Only the offensive part, because most people don't like how cynics criticise them and would rather live happily ever after in the magical world of pixies and gumdrops and rainbows and unicorns. Sadly, that view on cynicism has caused a lot of people to regard the philosophy in a negative way.

Nobody likes a cynic. That's okay, because we don't like everyone else.

One famous cynic was Diogenes. He would go around Athens in broad daylight with a lantern. When people asked him what he was doing, he would say "I am just looking for an honest man".

by Lord of the Pies May 1, 2006