Custodial Engineer

A master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it...give those Custodial Engineer's a break!

"Thurgood Jenkins: Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke
Scarface: Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo.
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, dick!"

"I'm a Custodial Engineer...not a janitor!"
"ooo you make your job sound special..."

by IIIIXIII313 October 28, 2007

Double Cunted

To be called a cunt twice in the same sentence.

It can be especially attributed to somebody who has acted in such a way that their cuntworthiness is doubled, therefore justifying such a title.

"Why did you fuck my cat and traumtise it so much? You cunting cunt!"

"Ouch, I have just been double cunted"

by ezydriver December 9, 2008

Cutedical

Something that is both cute and radical or something cute and innocent dressed up to be hip and cool.

That surfing puppy is Cutedical! Look at that cutedical baby wearing sunglasses and a dew rag! poochy the rockin dog.

by gnarly the dog March 26, 2009

costed

The past tense of the word "cost", for those people that just don't get it.

Jimmy: "my computer only costed me 600 bucks"
Enif: "actually i think the correct word would be 'cost'"
Jimmy: "no! go look it up on urbandictionary.com!"

by x3crystal June 9, 2009

Cussed

The act of insulting somebody really badly and quick wittedly.

1. You just got cussed!

by King L July 20, 2003

Cunted

An strongly altered state of mind, induced no doubt by the ingestion of chemical substances.

Geezer X: How was last night?

Geezer Y: Mate, I was absolutely cunted!!

by Phillip W Evans December 3, 2006

Cunted

The result of getting fucked and bred so relentlessly and violently by a big cock that makes a fags asshole become a sloppy cunt. Completely removing any last shred of masculinity they had left.

Person A: "Hey, did you hear Adam got cunted the other night"?
Person B: "Yeah she goes by Abby now, she's a total girly cock addicted faggot"

by Sissy Kelsi February 4, 2019