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Cruvered

When no matter what you do, you find a way too fuck it up.
Goddamnit I just hit cruvered that trailer.

Hello safety? Yeah, I cruvered it big this time.
by Minnesotamauler November 21, 2016
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Curved trees

When someone obviously FaceTunes or photoshops a photo and makes a background look bent in some sort of way
Person 1: she is using soooo much facetune

Person 2: we LOVE curved trees
by Kskyep April 11, 2019
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Blind Curve

The part of a vehicular on-ramp or off-ramp curve where people throw their trash out the window of the car because they think other drivers can't see them.

Most of the trash is empty beer bottles, fast food containers and empty energy drink bottles. Most of this is done by people who have no idea what a garbage can looks like and leave their shopping carts in an open parking space.
DRIVER: "Oh man, I can't get pulled over with all these Keystone Light cans under my seat".

PASSENGER: "Dude, don't worry, when we get off the highway to stop at that all night adult bookstore, lets throw them out on the blind curve on the off ramp".

DRIVER: "Good thinking! Hey! I just popped a boner, can two people fit into a peep booth?"
by Tikitrain May 15, 2009
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learning curve like a spirit level

Description of someone extremely slow to pick things up.
Jim's been losing at three-card monty for 3 hours now - damn he's got a learning curve like a spirit level!
by Iain1977 February 21, 2008
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curves

female's body shape
damn keesha has those curves like a coca-cola bottle
by b_d_w December 22, 2008
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Heavens Curve

An erect penis that naturally curves slightly upward. Angled to reach the female "G spot," this penis produces a more pleasurable sexual experience for the female, and leads to easily attainable orgasms.
"Daaaamn I love having sex with Big Papa. He has with heavens curve."

or lyrics (Tech n9ne): "You love my leg in third, cuz I'm blessed with Heavens Curve...."
by willis_ May 24, 2009
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Double hand wave perv curve

A double hand wave perv curve is a grabbing motion of the hands at the same time, in which you use to say goodbye to a hot girl!!
Drama was caught using a Double hand wave perv curve in the last episode of the 3rd season of Rob's Fantasy Factory.
by Spike0625 October 6, 2010
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