Curmudgeon

Bernie Sanders

Grandpa has always been a resembled the curmudgeon Bernie Sanders when we tell him to comb his hair.

by vikinghorde November 14, 2015

curmudgeon

A crusty irascible cantankerous old person full of stubborn ideas

Did Mr. Jimerson give you any candy when you stopped at his door? "No!" Raoul exclaimed, "That curmudgeon never gives-out candy!"

by MagicMusicMan November 28, 2015

metro-curmudgeon

a stylish person with a strong opinion who is not afraid to voice that opinion with rapier like wit and slashing speed.

Dr. Gregory House is a metro-curmudgeon.

by ohsobeau August 5, 2010

lovable curmudgeon

An often disagreeable young man with a serious disposition. Does not tell nor receive jokes well. However, he is kind and generally likeable. One might say his name is Andrew

Andrew just complained about washing all of Mason's dishes again. He did a great job cleaning and putting them away yet still had something to say about it. What a lovable curmudgeon.

by PapaCrush June 12, 2017

crumudgen

The straight guy that hangs out within your girlfriend's social circle. Even though you may be able to stand some of her friends, this non-gay male friend throws an odd wrench in things. The one that never has any chance with any of the girls, and is always the one to offer questionable "male" advice when one of the girls approaches a guy or has relationship issues. The boyfriends of these girls make attempts to socialize with him, but quickly realize his douchey role in the group. He typically will be seen buying pitchers of beer for the girls, bringing his own darts and pool cue to the bar, organizing wine and guitar hero nights, boasting about his volunteer firefighter status, and getting set up with the grotesquer examples of the female species.

Mark: Hey babe, is Allen, the crumudgen coming out tonight with us?
Heather: Don't call him that! And no, he's getting all the things ready for tommorrow's Sangria ladies night at roxannes
Mark: Cool, I'll be out flying fighter jets

by Peppermint Pickles July 1, 2009

Curmudgination

The imagination of a curmudgeon or old person. Usually applies to something that only an old person would think of.

Grandpa: Robots are trying to break down the door!
Dude: Gramps, no one is at the door. It's just your curmudgination.

by GotBeeler October 2, 2008

curmugeon

usually an older person, who is not in tune with the current time or swing of things, who complains about everything. The complaints are usually directed at the change in society and those related to technology.

The student sent an email to her curmugeon professor, who didn't know what an email was. The curmugeon said to the student, "I don't even know how to use a T.V. Back in my day we had to use a typewriter."

by circe78 May 5, 2011