curling one out 

Going for a shit.

*Ringring*
Steve "Wassup, Steve here?"
Dave "Just curling one out"
Steve "Dude, why you calling me on the crapper?"

curling one out by Gruff Eddie April 28, 2010

Curling Beers 

A form of resistance training, involving the act of lifting a can or glass of beer from ones to side to ones mouth.

Extensive beer curling can lead to definition in the bicepts and forearm, for this reason while drinking alternate arms should be used in order to keep the body in proportion.

Titan - Your looking good man, you working out?
Pony - Nah man, Im just curling beers!

Curling Beers by The Fresh July 9, 2007

Curling lifestyle 

Noun. The life lead by the true curling players. Characteristics include straight pants, a windstopper jacket and custom made curling shoes. The nightlife is an essential part of the curling lifestyle, as is drinking huge amounts of beer with other teams. Players leading the curling lifestyle use only snus, only because smoking is prohibited on the premises.

The skip of the finnish team , Markku Uusipaavalniemi is a dedicated forerunner of the curling lifestyle

Curling lifestyle by x0000000x March 8, 2006

Curling Pit 

The room of your house with the toilet in it.

I'm just off to the curling pit to have a big sweaty poo.

Curling Pit by pixie June 19, 2006

Curling Bum

Defined by the awesome sport of curling. Curling Bum is the amazing tightness of a chick's butt created by prolonged playing of the awesome sport of curling. The characteristics of a Curling Bum is tight, firm, round and flexible. These characteristics are intensified when worn with Lululemon pants.

While in the stands at the Scotties Tournament of Hearts for the best Ladies Curling team, I have to shift myself in my seat mutiple times when stairing at the awesome site of these Curling Bums.

Curling Bum by dlink000 February 19, 2013

Curling Fairy Wizard 

A very rare unstoppable soccer shot that has such an abnormal amount of curl or spin that it seems almost magical.

Niall's shot had so much curl on it that it almost defies physics. I believe it is called a curling fairy wizard.

Curling Fairy Wizard by smokyhobbit September 29, 2011

Curling Child 

Curling Child/Curling Kid - A term mainly used in European countries.

A child that's put on a pediestal and constantly serviced/spoiled by parents who also act overprotective toward it, without being provided any expectations or boundaries.

The child is the curling stone and the parents are sweeping in front of them so they effortlessly slide through life. Always having things polished and being sent in a certain direction without having to do anything themselves because the parents baby them and sweep their path free of any hardship, or mildly unpleasant situations.

(A child of something similar to Helicopter Parenting.)

"Wow, he expects me to do the entire assignment but for him to get praise and credit as well? Must be a Curling Child."
"She never lets her child be accountable for achieving something he wants. She's raising him into becoming a Curling Kid"

Curling Child by ChickenMcKnowledge January 1, 2019