Carcinogenerous

When you offer someone a cigarette.

"Thanks for being so carcinogenerous! I'll write my nobituary some other time.

by icwish September 28, 2009

Crucio

Crucio is another of the 3 'Unforgivable Curses' from Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling.

The Cruciatus Curse is used to inflict agonising pain on the victim and will land you a spell (no pun intended!) in the Wizard Prison'Azkaban'

This curse was used to permanently damage Neville Longbottoms parents mental capacity whilst under interrogation/torture by Bellatrix Lestrange and Co.

"So, you won't speak...maybe this will loosen your tongue...CRUCIO!"

by Dumbledore July 27, 2004

curchip

A word that means nothing, just meant to confuse, something you say to deflect someone long enough in conversation so you can get the fuck out of there. Usually most effective in the form of a question.

"Yes my little kitty cat has the cutest widdle face you ever seen."
"Um, curchip?" (backing away)
"What?"
"Curchip?"
"? I, uh, don't... What is that word?"
"Crap, that's my ride, later."

by Jakomo April 21, 2004

crucibled

To be screwed largely due to reading or performing Arthur Miller's "The Crucible."

Dude, my english class totally got crucibled.

by Floop Is A Mad Man September 25, 2009

The Crucifix

The Crucifix:
Position: Arms spread,legs together.

Definition: The act of fucking four chicks at once; one on your right hand getting Claudioed (finger-blasted), one on your left hand..once again getting Claudioed, one sitting on your face and another chick riding your cock in the reverse cowgirl position.

Ex.
Burt: I was at the bar last night and I took four chicks home, and I gave those bitches the Crucifix.
Charlie: Unfuckingreal man! Sweet..(high five)

by CEKRJHRMG February 2, 2008

curcija

curcija is a deadly croatian mafia family that will do anything to get anything , you do not want to get in there way.

the curcija's took over this block

by theGreatsOfCS December 13, 2010

carcii

pronounced in a similar way to "car key" or "car keye"

Traditionally a term for multiple carcasses.
But more recently a term for weed, or the effects of weed.
This recent alteration of the word is said to originate from the south west of england, specifically mid devon. Not to be confused with "khaki" for green, used to describe weed elsewhere for many years.

The term `carcii` has its roots in the fact that when you smoke weed in large amounts (especially "shotties") you become a living carcass - a useless sack of shit that often will stay in one spot and do nothing worthwhile. The `shottie` (dirty home made bong also rumoured to originate from devon) is reffered to as the carcass machine , as there is usually a production line going.

Often the persons who are "carcii`d" will say stupid shit, or add stoned nonsense words to the word. for example "carcii woo woo" is one (also because shotty addiction can be seen as a kind of marrige to the disgusting contraption)
woozleberry and woozle are also popular additions and used to describe weed.

"got any carcii?"
"im proper carcii`d"
"carcii woozle"
"carciiwoozleberry"
"carciiwarkiiwoowoo"
"carciinoozle"
"ive lost my carcii"
"carcused right up inem"
"carcii inum"
"noonoo"

by shizen satchel June 1, 2007