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Curb in the Lurb 

“Hey, look! It’s a curb in the lurb!”

Curb-dicking

To irresponsibly use the allotted space on a street curb to park, allowing no room for other drivers.
Example:
1. (trying to find a parking spot): "Ah jeez- look at this guy curb-dicking. I guess I'll try circling the block."

2. "I heard Gabe is a curb-dicker. James was pretty upset last week."
Curb-dicking by nicholblack December 13, 2020

Curb crawler

a man who cruises in his vehicle looking for a streetwalker to pick up for sex
Yo, I seen that same curb crawler pass by here six times in the past half hour.
Curb crawler by hickory March 2, 2008

Curb Your Enthusiasm 

What originally began in 1999 as a one-time one-hour special on HBO about "Seinfeld" co-creator Larry David's return to stand-up comedy, has turned into a critically acclaimed smash-hit that has spanned 5 seasons(2000,2001,2002,2004,2005) and has earned itself quite a few awards. The show is mostly about the daily life of Larry David and his wife Cheryl(played by Cheryl Hines) and all the hilarious trouble he gets into by pissing people off.Other characters that play key roles in the show are "Jeff Greene"(played by Jeff Garlin Larry's agent, and Jeff's loud-mouth expletive-laden wife "Susie Greene"(played by Susie Essman). If you like(d) "Seinfeld" you'll either LOVE or HATE "Curb Your Enthusiasm" due to the fact that the two shows are quite different.
Larry David has written and appeared in EVERY "Curb Your Enthusiasm" episode.
Curb Your Enthusiasm by Bobalo December 28, 2005

curb shopping 

Going around urban areas, picking up things people have placed outside their homes on the curb, meant for someone to take them or for the garbage trucks to collect them. Either in nice weather when many people are doing big spring cleanings, or on designated house-clearance dates posted by officials, on the curb in front of people's houses you will see bookcases, desks, large plastic toys, bikes, lawnmowers, and things of similar nature. During these times you will see families driving around with a rented trailer browsing through things and taking what they deem sellable.
Dude, look at that gypsy family curb shopping with their van. They are driving through the suburbs with 2 mph stopping traffic, and things are falling off the roof at every speed bump.
curb shopping by HungarianExpat September 4, 2013

Curb Rash 

To scrape your rims on the curb when parking. These scars mark you as an urban driver.
"I got a little curb rash pulling into that space. No biggie. It's not like it rolls any slower."
Curb Rash by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006