A violent breed of dog the murders children 5 and under. It is impossible to stop it from attacking children once it catches their scent.
Owner: "My dog is such a sweetie i call her cupcake."
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Pit bull named cupcake: "snarl, snap, snap, tear, growl, snarl, rip, tear"
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Pit bull named cupcake: "snarl, snap, snap, tear, growl, snarl, rip, tear"
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This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.
Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.
Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?
Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.
by Jared Stein & Belle Miranda March 25, 2012
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The ultimate cupcake. Characterized by a strange combination of emo and hipsterness, with an uncontrollable tendency to flirt with every korean girl encountered, often 2-3 at a time.
The ultimate cupcake would be someone who wears tight red pants purchased from Italy and who has a super emo haircut--for example a high buzzcut on one side with longer comb over hair on the other side.
A king cupcake prefers to remain unidentified and tries to deflect his cupcake status by claiming that others are cupcakes and that cupcaking is inherently "gay cupcaking" (which is false).
The ultimate cupcake would be someone who wears tight red pants purchased from Italy and who has a super emo haircut--for example a high buzzcut on one side with longer comb over hair on the other side.
A king cupcake prefers to remain unidentified and tries to deflect his cupcake status by claiming that others are cupcakes and that cupcaking is inherently "gay cupcaking" (which is false).
"WOW, what a huge cupcake Howard P is. He is always trying to mack on little AZN (asian) girls and wears fruity red designer pants. He truly is the King Cupcake"
by Cupcake Understudy July 7, 2008
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Kevin complains that he has to work and pay his own bills. It's no surprise that he grew up having a cupcake life in which he was supported by his parents and lived comfortably in the suburbs.
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