Cuntrunt

Although mistakenly used today to describe all manner of women's play things and several races of newborn children, the Cuntrunt has its origins in 1940s Switzerland. A number of medical and theraputic revolutions were happening in this time, including operative LSD clinics, and exploits into "Parageinocology." The Cuntrunt was fashioned and sold by one such ParaGeino as a theraputic tool for pregnant women. Since they were so loose, the women required a little more girth in their massagers. Hence the first Cuntrunt was born from rather inexpensive wood and at first they were not properly shelacked, hence a horrible sliver scandal.
In present day the Cuntrunt has swept the globe and comes in many colors and materials, recognizable by their minimum girth of ten centemeters and their infant shape.
The Cuntrunt even crosses economic boundries, with poorer women using those dolls you fill with warm water, and the wealthier ones having a talented "Runtman" carve a ham into a baby shape, systematically heating and reheating for optimal sweatiness.

Why that's a fine Cuntrunt, who's the lucky mother?

by Hanz Buttersworth October 20, 2004

Cuntpunt

Female version of cockblock.

Jenny was was hitting on a guy, but then she got cuntpunted by Donna.

by thefrankerchief December 19, 2010

cuntuntery

the act of being a cunt.

Autie, stop this cuntuntery.

I'm tired of all this mother fuckin cuntuntery on this mother fuckin plane!

Stop this cuntuntery, just suck my cock already.

by ScullyscoliosisTM May 14, 2008

cuntsultant

Some one who gives irrelevant or unhelpful advice often based in their own prejudices and assumptions.

(often accuses others of being askholes for ignoring said advice)

girl: Which dress makes me look sexier the green or red?
cuntsultant: Neither; you ought to wear that shapeless black dress to hide all your wobbly bits.

I asked that cuntsultant if she had any advice on getting a girl friend and she advised me to become gay.

by KP1337 October 6, 2012

cuntpunting

Fucking
Having Vaginal Intercourse
Sticking a penis or dildo into a cunt

Rob: I stuck my dick into that hot chicks cunt

Steve: Oh nice!!! you cuntpunted that chick

Rob: Why, yes i suppose i was cuntpunting her!

Steve: Yes cuntpunting is a much better word than fucking

by crazy-dodo 33 January 7, 2009

Cuntpunt

The act of kicking a female in the vagina very hard, using extreme force as the AFL "drop punt" kick as to imflict as much discomfort & pain as possible.

A repercussive technique used When someone is being a cunt to a point deserving of a hard punt to the cunt to shut her mouth and stop dishing out things she cannot take back in.

Sometimes....There isnt any other way, but only with some women!

"I'm going to cuntpunt you if you don't pull your head in and stop acting like such a cunt! "

by Abysmal Dysfunction April 14, 2017

Cuntpunt

The act of kicking a female in the vagina very hard, using extreme force as the AFL "drop punt" kick as to imflict as much discomfort & pain as possible.

A repercussive technique used When someone is being a cunt to a point deserving of a hard punt to the cunt to shut her mouth and stop dishing out things she cannot take back in.

Sometimes....There isnt any other way, but only with some women!

"I'm going to cuntpunt you if you don't pull your head in and stop acting like such a cunt! "

by Abysmal Dysfunction April 14, 2017