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Contagious

1. Something which spreads from one person or group to another with comparative ease.

2. An indication of time.
1. The H1N1 influenza virus is extremely contagious.

2. I saw a man trying to paint a house with a 4 inch brush. I will take the contagious.
by sociopath9 January 22, 2010
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cuntagogue

A shrill, annoying, partisan female demagogue. Often (but not always) of the conservative persuasion and definitely batshit crazy.
Man, that Sarah Palin is such a cuntagogue - she blamed the Deepwater Horizon accident on environmentalists. Also.
by Hamas Mouse June 5, 2010
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contagious song syndrome

When one person starts to sing a song close to someone else who then starts to sing the same song subconsciously. Then that person sings it close to someone else and the chain continues.
When Bill started singing "Hotel California" George started singing and then Bob started to sing. Bill set off the contagious song syndrome.
by LEOGEO October 3, 2009
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Cuntagious

1. adj. When a cunt corrupts another innocent girl turning her into a cunt due to over exposure.

2. n. A disease infested cunt.
1. "Wow Amanda really has become a bitch after hanging out with sidney so much, sidney must be cuntagious."

2. "Man, you better hit up the clinic and get yo self check, I heard that bitch is cuntagious."
by Rasta pasta losta June 5, 2011
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cuntageous

Man, don't go near her with your dick, she's cuntageous.
by Billy The FIsh March 17, 2003
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cuntaloupe

The large bubble in a woman's pants directly below her belt. The name is derived from the visual similarity to a cantaloupe being stuffed into the woman's pants around the "cunt". It is usually found in overweight middle aged women who work in various office settings. See also FUPA.
I went to the dentist today and when the receptionist stood up it looked like a canteloupe was stuffed in the front of her pants. She had a huge cuntaloupe.
by BigSmooth13 December 12, 2007
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cuntacious

A manner in which a person acts like cunt.
Stop being so cuntacious. Des, stop acting cuntaciously, you obnoxious cunt.
by Dave Gal May 15, 2006
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