He cums radiation

Most relatable lyric ever

Will wood: He cums radiation
Everyone: just like me fr!

by SnotSlurper January 20, 2024

Lucky Cums

When you replace the white milk with white nut in your Lucky charms.

My papa made me a delicious bowl of lucky cums.

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

giggles and cums

Slang for shits and gigs

For giggles and cums should we jump off that bridge?

by Daniel Baptist June 21, 2024

Cumstacking

When four dudes circle jerk over different ideas and never result in final consensus.

There goes Tony, Lang, Don, and Nino cumstacking over what the next move is.

by Lint_In_My_Azz March 1, 2021

Boa Cumstrictor

Another name for an insanely large penis, whether it is from a male or a female. Used in reference to the size of the Boa constrictor snake, it is often shortened to "Cumstrictor".

1. (Girl to another girl): My boyfriend has a real Boa Cumstrictor between his legs!

2. (Girl to the owner): You cumzticto iz tazty!

by Yuyu2809 February 21, 2011

Cumsmuggling

the act of masturbating onto one's own fingers and finger blasting a female acquaintance who is so attractive you are willing to spread your seed.

Dude, I know that bitch ain't gonna let me fuck tonight, so looks like I am just going to be cumsmuggling that bitch.

by wk1305 October 16, 2011

cumscuttle

(1) Any amount of jizz that successfully evaded detection post-ejac, but is discovered unintentionally at a later date.

(2) Anything so bad that its existence is comparable to that of left-over jizz/vaginal fluid; an exclamation of a situation's ability to evoke in you the feeling of finding dried semen someplace you hadn't expected it to be.

Example #1:
- Dude, what's this white stain on my hamper?
- Oh shit, I thought she caught it all last night. That's just my cumscuttle.

Example #2:
- Women's rights?
- Oh fucking cumscuttle.

by cummilingusaur May 7, 2011