cumquat

An extremely cute couple that is envied by the general public due to their intelligence, good looks, and gregarious personalities; a perfect relationship

Steph and Chris are the cutest cumquat, everyone wants to be them!

by B. Moley September 18, 2008

cumquat

a small 3rd century BC ceramic urn for collecting camel jism

"Ahmed had no clean glasses so he served the pharaoh wine in a cumquat"

by Osama Bin Fartin April 28, 2003

cumquat

cumquat is term used by amateur riddim producers to describe a (wipe) track as "cum worthy"

"Hey, bro, this track is so cumquat, I nutted the bed"
"yeah dude it is cumquat"

by bassfreakofficial May 20, 2020

cumquat

The act of a woman squeezing semen out of her vagina and onto a towel after intercourse

"To avoid dripping after sex, my girlfriend will cumquat."

by Char H January 10, 2006

Cumquats

Cumquats can be refered to as "balls" or the testes. Because "cum" is sperm, cumquats are what produce sperm to be released for many reasons- such as to make a baby. Cumquats vary in size but they are usually oval and semi-squishy. They are usually 2-3 inches long and most likely are shorter than the penis. Cumquats can be injured very easily and are usually prime targets in fights. Cumquats hang low in the scrotum or "sack" under the penis, around the groin area.

"When that girl got pissed off, she hit me right in the cumquats and I almost fell over!"

by Fillip Smet June 27, 2007

cumquat

When a guy cums in a girls ear and it takes weeks for her to dig it back out.

"Dude i cumquated this girl last week and she's still digging it out"

by Finkalicious January 11, 2010

Cumquats

apparently it's a fruit or smth but i thought it was just a word to insult me and my friends

me - WHY ARE WE CUMQUATS
person - bruh it's a fruit

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020