This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
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by Veridicule December 26, 2018
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to do the action of unexpectedly causing extreme pain to a toe as a result of impact to inanimate object
jerry hated marty so bad that he wanted him to go commit stub toe *jerry at home* alalalalalal- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by fallboygo October 10, 2021
Get the go commit stub toe mug.P1: " i got a 37 on the math test imma commit toaster bath"
P2: "no bro dont"
P1: "tell that to my grade"
P2: "no bro dont"
P1: "tell that to my grade"
by Spookman123 September 21, 2018
Get the Commit toaster bath mug.Low Tier God's way of telling his opponent to kill themselves. Mostly directed at what said creator calls tiersexuals.
"...It's another year and people are still trying to troll me in video games..."
"If this is what you're still doing with your life, while the year is young, just commit the su."
"If this is what you're still doing with your life, while the year is young, just commit the su."
by BDC_Maxter March 4, 2021
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Get the Commit Scooter Ankle mug.This is the most deadliest comeback known to man,Mostly used after someone tells them to Go commit oof
by CanYouLikeNotPlease March 28, 2022
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