Cuinge

When something is oddly cute but yet also cringe at the same time

"Oh wow, they're simulating sleeping together through a voice chat, that's kinda cuinge"

by koworai September 13, 2020

coming out box

Where an lgbt person has come to fing out about a ‘coming out box’, it’s just a joke to confuse the straights, but you didn’t hear that from me

Gay 1: “sis I got my coming out box”

Gay2: “omg queen what did you get”
Confused straight: “ a what?”

by Thatbitchmatt June 24, 2020

Second Cumming of Christ

This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.

Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

when are you coming back?

It's a question asked to a person who is away, intended to know he/she shall be returning.

Dad: Son, you have been staying at your friend's place for a month now, when are you coming back?

Son: I know Dad, I will come back as soon as the exams are over.

by El boy wa vuwani November 16, 2013

Cumming to Your Senses

When you're masturbating to some kinky shit and you finally bust and realize how nasty what your watching is and feel gross.

I was watching naked fat chicks eat ice cream and ended up cumming to my senses and wanted to kill myself.

Barbie was peeing on Ken and then i came to my senses and realized I was on the kids side of YouTube.

When you finally end up cumming to your senses and wanna smack the midget porn right off your computer.

by Boisarebackintown April 23, 2018

coming up Milhouse

1. When things go in your favor, albeit in a nerdy way.

A reference to a Simpsons episode in which Milhouse first complains about wearing his "dorky highwater shorts" but feels better when the floodwater "soaks his ankles" but leaves his cuffs "bone dry," at which point he exclaims "Alright, everythings coming up Milhouse."

Example: I was picked as the "Best Edward from Twilight Look-alike" at the Springfield Bi-Mon Sci-Fi Con. Looks like everything is coming up Milhouse.

by walkingblind September 19, 2009

are you coming to the tree

a weird video series on tiktok that has become a meme, made by a creepy girl on by the username @come.to.the.tree who everyone is confused by. we are not sure if she is using a face filter or not. she claims that if you don’t come to the tree, you will be cursed.

Definition: Are you coming to tree? Come to the tree or you will be cursed. are you coming to the tree

by tiktokculture April 21, 2020