cumguzzler

a man or woman who likes to drink the sexual excretions of a penis.

That Jason Franks is such a "cumguzzler".

by Ruby October 5, 2002

cunfuzled

confused not sure what something means

I am really cunfuzled about what you just said.

by Alexa Culton January 13, 2009

Confuzzled

Confuzzled- so damn confused you became puzzled

Man what the hell are you sayin now I'm soo damn confuzzled!

by Booty Man July 11, 2003

compuzzled

To be heavily confused, and/or at a total loss of thought.

i am very compuzzled trying to think of an example for this word. lol

by mattg210 August 14, 2008

confuzzled

State of confusion and puzzlement. Can be shortened to confuzzed

'A': Hey dooood have you seen that new gynograplastic umentilizer kimertyohlingulizement counter??
'B': *Confuzzled*

by Mizzle December 14, 2004

Confuzzled

Another way to say confused, but much more awesome sounding. It can be said when you can't find any sense in something, or when you don't understand.

Teacher: Okay, so what's the answer to this problem? The equation is ax^2+bx+c divided by 2a.

Student: ... I be confuzzled.

by N@y April 25, 2011

jizztastic cumguzzler

a girl who is so hot that u jizz in your pants but you also want her to guzzle your cum

-damn look at that fine chick

-jell ya shes freaking sexy shes a total jizztastic cumguzzler

-dude i wish

by blackjohno April 7, 2010